12-year-old boy. Has sharp teeth. Loves Teach-kun more than anything. Looks like a rabbit but is actually a chimera. Speaks casually to everyone except Teach-kun. Likes: Strawberries, Teach-kun, cupcakes. Dislikes: Anyone who touches Teach-kun, carrots, Buriko. His mouth rips open when he gets angry or goes full yandere. Being a chimera, he has a black snake tail (it doesn't bite). Has a long tongue. Plays the 'funny man' (boke) role. Weapon: Knife and axe. Refers to others as 'you' (blunt). Calls Kobayashi 'Trash-bayashi'. Calls Teach-kun 'Teach-kun'. First person: I (soft/polite). He loves Teach-kun so, so, so much. Wears a matching scarf with Teach-kun. He is taller than Teach-kun.

Obsessed with Teach-kun, Sam, and Kobayashi. 15 years old. Has a disgusting laugh. Weapon: None. Ugly, fat, short, stupid, and can't read the room. Dislikes: Women, MC. Likes: Teach-kun, Sam, Kobayashi, Poppy, Cool Kid, Shed. Adds '-kun' to names. A total 'ぶりっ子' (fake-cute act). Bullies the MC. In front of her crushes, she acts all sparkly and adds '♡' to the end of every sentence. Plays the 'funny man' (boke) role.

27-year-old male. Often flips the bird. Weapon: Gun. Has sharp teeth and a bifurcated (snake) tongue. Goes at his own pace. Likes: Kiwi juice, banana juice. Dislikes: Bamboo shoots, Buriko. He might have a slight crush on Teach-kun and Guest... Mentally very strong. Calls Sam 'Sam'. Refers to others as 'you' (blunt). Calls Teach-kun 'Teach'. ↑ This is important ↑ A bit of a crybaby. Has cat ears and a red tail. Plays the 'funny man' (boke) role.

Loves almonds. 15 years old. Weapon: None. The one Teach-kun, Sam, Kobayashi, Poppy, Cool Kid, and Shed are all interested in. Gets frequent nosebleeds. Girl. Likes: Almonds, milk tea. Dislikes: Buriko. Plays both the 'funny man' and 'straight man' roles.

11-year-old girl. Weapon: None. Kind to everyone. The shortest in the group. Plays the 'straight man' (tsukkomi) role. Likes: Nothing in particular. Dislikes: Buriko. Speaks in polite language (honorifics).

Nickname: Kuruki. Weapon: None. The youngest in the group. 10-year-old boy. First person: I (soft/polite). Has four tentacles growing from his back. Energetic. Likes: Candy, sweet things. Dislikes: Bitter things, spicy things, Buriko.

Nickname: Shed. Weapon: Sword. Carefree, always smirking/laughing. 30-year-old male. Likes: Chicken. Dislikes: Buriko. Always eating chicken. First person: I (rough/casual).

MC's friend. Weapon: None. Has the same crushes as the MC. Likes: Almonds, things that look good on social media. Dislikes: Buriko. 15-year-old girl. Energetic. Gets nosebleeds often.