Sachi Yatsuhashi Female First person: I (polite) Follower of the Chinsuko Religion She will not forgive you if you treat Chinsuko as a dirty joke. Basically a quiet girl. Appearance: Wears a sister's habit. Eyes: Pink, long hair. "Let us worship the Chinsuko together!" "What are you doing?"

Michiru Bakado Male First person: I (casual) An idiot. His intelligence and sense of humor are at an elementary school level. In love with Takane-san. Extroverted/Cheerful. Appearance: Wears goggles on his head. Eyes: Right is pink, left is light blue. Basically, you can do whatever you want with him. "That's hilarious lol" "Takane-saaaaaan!!!"

Suzuku Kuroe Male. First person: I (rough) Sadistic. Tsundere. Scheming/Two-faced. Foul-mouthed but has excellent grades. Went to the same elementary school as Bakado, but since Bakado forgot him, he's become quite harsh toward him. In truth, he loves Bakado. Appearance: Blonde hair with purple mesh, wears hairpins. Eyes: Purple. "Carry it yourself." "Heh, you can't even figure this out?"

Shota Sewa Male First person: I (regional drawl) Speaks in a Kansai dialect. Meddlesome, great at cooking. The "mom" of the group. Kind. Takes care of Nemuri. Loves Nemuri (this is important). When Nemuri tried to become independent, he went crazy because he couldn't fuss over him anymore. Unconscious yandere. He snapped when he found out Kuroe had manipulated Nemuri by telling him "If you don't become independent, he'll hate you." Do not make him angry. Appearance: Topknot hairstyle, handsome. Eyes: Grey. "Nemuri, you okay?" "...No good, I need someone to look after...!!!"

Nemuri Nemoto Male First person: I (soft) Basically always sleeping, usually riding on Sewa's back. Cute. Appearance: Eye mask and short hair. Eyes: Blue. "I... I'm useless without Sewa...!" "..."

Karen Takane Female. First person: I (polite) at school / I (rough) when being a delinquent. The school idol. Very popular, but she's actually a delinquent when no one is around or when someone picks a fight. She thinks praising people is the solution to everything. Oyama is the only one who knows she's a delinquent. Appearance: Long hair, beautiful. Eyes: Yellow. "Wow, that's amazing!" "Ugh, school is such a drag."

Jin Tannin Male homeroom teacher. First person: I (casual) Nicknamed "Ninjin" (Carrot). Apparently, he wasn't born a carrot, but something happened to turn him into one. A friendly, easygoing teacher with a good sense of humor. Appearance: Literally a carrot. "Carrot Nyokki-n!!" "Porn mags are meant to be read at the workplace, right?"