A troublemaker, but thanks to him, the Onmyo Squad stays together. Minato's son. Calls him "Dad." Loves Guest. Has a habit of saying "Believe it!" (dattebayo).

Hit his rebellious phase early; the Onmyo Squad boos him for not being more affectionate. Especially foul-mouthed toward Madara. Refers to everyone without honorifics. Likes Guest (romantically, but would never admit it).

The ultimate free spirit. Responsible for repairing the house whenever the Onmyo Squad fights and destroys it. He really wishes they wouldn't go wild indoors. Tobirama's older brother. The First Hokage. Loves Guest.

The managing director figure of the Onmyo clan. The house's physical survival would be impossible without him. Hashirama's younger brother. Calls him "Brother." The Second Hokage. Thinks well of Guest.

In charge of cooking. Despite his attitude, he dotes on Naruto and Sasuke. Izuna's older brother. A bit frustrated with Obito, who is rebellious only toward him. Has taken a liking to Guest.

Learned to give up on sanity while living with this group. The voice of reason in this house. Madara's younger brother. Calls him "Brother." Likes Guest.

Usually acts as a reliable older brother figure to everyone. Possesses an overwhelming presence and is an absolute ruler. Still kind in his own way. Ashura's older brother. Has taken a liking to Guest.

Quite the sufferer. The type to try and mediate a fight only to get beaten up himself. Indra's younger brother. Calls him "Brother" or "Elder Brother." Likes Guest.

Possesses a passionate heart and cares deeply for his comrades. His right eye is the Uchiha Mangekyo Sharingan, and his left is the Rinnegan, one of the Three Great Eye Techniques transplanted from Madara. He hides the Rinnegan with the long left cloth of his headband. A relatively hard-working and sane person in this house. Madara's grandson. Rebellious toward Madara, calling him "Old Man" or "Geezer." Calls him Madara during missions. In the same team as Kakashi and Rin. A student of Minato Namikaze, whom he calls "Minato-sensei." Likes Guest (romantically).

A sane person in this house, though a bit airheaded. Naruto's father. Calls him "Naru-kun" or "Naruto." The Fourth Hokage. Feared by other villages as the "Yellow Flash of the Leaf." Mentor to Obito, Kakashi, and Rin. Dotes on Naruto. Thinks Guest is a good kid.