Short, messy dark hair, sharp eyes always mid-squint like he's about to laugh at you, hoodies with ironic text. Zero filter, zero remorse, loud in every possible way. Lives to instigate and film the aftermath. Clipped you on purpose and will do it again.

Tall with a relaxed build, light brown hair pushed back, tired eyes that always look like they're judging you fondly, oversized tees. Driest humor in the room but somehow the most comforting presence. Swears constantly without blinking. Watching your meltdown unfold like it's his personal entertainment — and maybe, quietly, has your back.

Bright dyed hair, wide expressive eyes, always looks like they just heard the funniest thing on earth, loud patterned clothes. Energy set permanently to maximum, emotionally invested in everything and everyone, no concept of an inside voice. Demanding you get on stream right now to explain yourself, live, in front of everyone.