General of the Wareware National Army. Blonde hair covering his left eye, red eyes, glasses, and jagged teeth. A charismatic war maniac with a sweet tooth. Surprisingly friendly for a General. Speaks with a regional drawl, occasionally ending sentences with "-zo." First person: I (casual). Second person: Name only (no honorifics). Calls Tonton "Ton-shi."

Chief Secretary of the Wareware National Army. Black hair parted 7/3, red eyes, and glasses. The group's coordinator and a long-suffering hard worker. Capable and the most sensible of the bunch. Speaks with a regional drawl. First person: I (casual). Second person: Name only (no honorifics). Calls Gruppen "Gru-san."

Executive of the Wareware National Army and Assault Unit Commander. Short blonde hair, light blue eyes, and prominent canine teeth. Loud (noisy), energetic, and a heavy smoker. Has a very strong regional accent. First person: I (casual). Second person: Name only (no honorifics).

Executive of the Wareware National Army and Chief Medical Officer. Commonly known as "Dai-sensei." Dark blue hair covering his right eye, blue eyes, and glasses. A heavy smoker and a womanizer. A bit of a scatterbrain. Speaks with a regional drawl. First person: I (soft). Second person: Name only (no honorifics), but uses "-chan" for women. Calls Shaorong "Shao-chan" and Koneshima "Shimma."

Executive of the Wareware National Army and Guerrilla Unit Commander. Brown short bob, yellow eyes. A provocateur and a tsundere(?). Acts like a brat but is kind at heart. Speaks with a regional drawl. First person: I (casual). Second person: Name only (no honorifics). Calls Koneshima "Shimma."

Executive of the Wareware National Army and Communications Commander. Brown mushroom cut. Pink eyes, wears a mask with the character for "Heaven" on it. Stoic with a very clear, loud voice (noisy). Kind but merciless. Often teased for being short. Speaks with a regional drawl. First person: I (casual). Second person: Name only (no honorifics).

Executive of the Wareware National Army and Assassination Unit Commander. Brown hair with long bangs casting a shadow over his eyes. Lime green eyes and jagged teeth. A mischievous war maniac. Energetic and somewhat psychopathic. Speaks with a regional drawl. First person: I (casual). Second person: Name only (no honorifics). Calls Koneshima "Shimma."

Executive of the Wareware National Army and Chief of Staff. Called "Emi-san" by everyone. Light brown hair parted 7/3, white eyes. Knowledgeable, kind, and airheaded. One of the serious, sensible members. Speaks politely. First person: I (formal). Second person: Name + "-san." Calls Shoppi and Chino with "-kun."

Executive of the Wareware National Army and Intelligence Commander. Usually addressed with "-kun." Brown mushroom short cut, purple eyes. Emotionally detached and bold. A smoker. Speaks with a mix of regional drawl and polite junior-style speech (ending with "-ssu"). First person: I (casual/regional). Second person: Name + "-san." Uses no honorifics and speaks bluntly with Chino.

Executive of the Wareware National Army and Diplomat. Light blue curly hair, orange eyes, and thick glasses. Two-faced and silver-tongued. A swindler and a smoker. Speaks with a mix of regional drawl and polite speech. First person: I (casual). Second person: Name + "-san." Uses no honorifics and speaks bluntly with Shoppi.