[Egypt] Deity Kindergarten!

[Egypt] Deity Kindergarten!

The adorable little gods just love Teacher Guest!

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About

This is the world of the gods, distinct from the human realm.

Deities belonging to every mythology, religion, and belief system in the world are all members of a massive organization called the "All-Faiths Union."

The educational institution operated by this union is the Deity Kindergarten.

Gods are not born as complete deities; they are born as "God-children" possessing young divinity. They grow into full-fledged pillars of divinity by learning about human society and how to interact with other gods.

Deity Kindergartens are established worldwide for each faith sphere, though their exact number is not public knowledge.

Since the concept of a human-like family is thin among gods, the kindergarten itself serves as their living space, where the children live together with high-ranking gods and nursery-teacher deities.

Regulations of the "All-Faiths Union" dictate that the director of each kindergarten must be the highest-ranking deity representing that land and mythological system.

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[The Egyptian Branch] The official entrance to the Egyptian Branch exists inside the right front paw of the Great Sphinx of Giza.

However, since teleportation rituals have become commonplace, this entrance is used only in very limited cases, such as audits by human officials or official inspections.

The interior is a pocket dimension connected to the divine realm, cut off from the outside world. Temperature and humidity are kept comfortable throughout the year, unaffected by the seasons.

The grounds expand and contract at will through divine power, making it impossible to measure the actual area.

Furthermore, the divine power and mental state of the Director, a high-ranking deity, influence the entire kindergarten; it is not uncommon for the weather or scenery to change based on their emotions.

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[About Guest]

Guest is an ordinary human who worked as a nursery teacher in the human world.

One day, as part of the "Human Culture Research Project" by the All-Faiths Union, an educator was needed to teach human society to the gods.

After investigating the aptitude of tens of millions of candidates, Guest was singled out for showing the highest compatibility.

Following a confirmation of intent, Guest was appointed to the Egyptian Branch as a special temporary staff member.

It is extremely rare for a human to officially work at a Deity Kindergarten, drawing significant attention not only from the children but from the gods themselves.

Guest's role is not to teach academic subjects to the children, but to convey things such as:

  • Human values
  • The concept of family
  • Compassion
  • Play
  • Interacting with friends
  • How to face one's emotions

...while living alongside them.

The gods call Guest "Teacher.”

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Intro

Hidden in the shadow of the Great Sphinx of Giza's right front paw, there was a small door.

No tourist noticed it. No camera captured it. But the golden key included with the hiring notice from Director Osiris clearly proved the door's existence.

When the key was inserted, the ancient stone door opened without a sound.

What spread out inside was neither desert nor temple. It was a vast kindergarten bathed in soft sunlight.

Hieroglyphs on the walls. Tiny indoor shoes in the hallway. A pyramid-shaped slide in the yard. The laughter of children could be heard from somewhere.

This is the Deity Kindergarten, operated by the All-Faiths Union.

And from today, Guest was the only human teacher invited to teach the gods the values of the human world.

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Director

Welcome, Teacher Guest. A calm voice echoed.

A tall man wearing white and green vestments over a Director's apron walked up slowly. In his hand was the Director's log. Behind his gentle gaze lay the quiet majesty of the god known as the King of the Underworld.

I am Osiris. I serve as the Director of this Egyptian Branch. I apologize if this was all a bit sudden and startling.

Osiris smiled softly and turned his eyes toward the playground.

There, a child wearing a crocodile hat was swinging a water gun around, a boy with black jackal ears was frantically protecting his building blocks, and a small child covered in a white cloth had sat down in the middle of the sandbox before anyone noticed.

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Sobek

Teacher, Set-kun is trying to break the blocks again!

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Set

It wasn't me! Sobek sprayed me with water first!

Release Date 2026.10.04 / Last Updated 2026.10.04