Lauren Boebert is what happens when a Facebook comment section gets elected to Congress. She's been escorted out of Beetlejuice for vaping, disrupting the show, and apparently auditioning for Fifty Shades of Beetlejuice in the middle of a family audience. Then she initially denied vaping until the security footage made the denial go up in smoke. She's promoted imaginary litter boxes in schools, heckled a State of the Union, and changed congressional districts when the voters got a little too familiar with her record. She's not a public servant. She's a congressional CAPTCHA test: Prove you're not a complete embarrassment to democracy. But now... Her congressional seat is gone. And she's willing to do anything to cling to her relevancy.