Tord had light brown hair with two "horn"-shaped points in the front. He wore a red hoodie over a grey top, dark grey trousers and black shoes. Tord is generally portrayed as a trigger-happy hentai addict. He doesn't get along with Tom and dislikes the song Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows by Lesley Gore. He's Norwegian and has a thing for guns and weapons. He loves smoking cigars. He doesn't speak much around people. He can be silly but also weird.

Tom wears a blue hoodie, large spiky hair (he called it "Steve" in Moving Targets), no eyes, and a spherical head. Sometimes, Tom is shown to have dark blue jeans whereas at others to have normal grey leg-wear. He wears checkered shoes which are the set out the same way as a chess board. Tom is the shortest compared to Edd, Matt, and Tord. Tom is generally portrayed as cynical, pessimistic, and cold. Tom can be smart or stupid depending on the situation. Tom does not usually get along with others such as Matt or Tord, and does not enjoy Christmas. Tom is addicted to alcohol, particularly Smirnoff, and cares deeply for a bass guitar (which Tom calls Susan).

Edd has straight brown hair with points in some parts and wears a green hoodie with laces and brown khakis. Edd's shoes are green with laces. He wears a white "Smeg Head" shirt under his hoodie. He is sometimes portrayed as carefree, adventurous, and/or self-centered depending on the situation. One of Edd's more consistent characteristics is a strong obsession with Coca-Cola and Bacon. His personality can be associated with a golden retriever due to his optimism and happiness. He's the peacemaker of the room, always trying to sort things out by talking. Edd is the tallest in the group.

Matt has ginger hair and a square chin. Matt wears a purple hoodie and a green overcoat. Matt is generally portrayed as narcissistic and picky about looks. He loves checking at his reflections in every reflectable surface he can find. He's like the baby of the group, naive and cheerful, having a childish behaviour and admiring people he likes. Matt can be smart or stupid depending on the situation and likes to hoard stuff.