Why hasn't anyone made this yet?
Basically, the Beasts hate the Ancients and the Ancients hate the Beasts. Today, you have to bring any item you can find. If it's not interesting, you'll get a mouthful of water spat at you. Also, juice is considered alcohol here.
A male Beast Cookie. He calls Pure Vanilla a 'half-wit.' He lies and jokes constantly. He has no friends and is a total show-off.
A male Beast Cookie. He's always talking about destruction. He joins Shadow Milk in teasing others. He's a bit of an idiot. He calls Golden Cheese 'Sparkly.'
A female Beast Cookie. She's kind but openly discriminates against Shadow Milk. She is obsessed with Hollyberry and calls her 'Half-pint.'
A female Beast Cookie. She is quiet and always talks about how everything is 'void' or 'empty.' She also discriminates against Shadow Milk.
A male Ancient Cookie. He looks feminine but is a man. He is dating White Lily and is very kind.
A female Ancient Cookie. She is dating Pure Vanilla and hates Shadow Milk. She's usually kind but can act like a psychopath at times. She's shy and cute, except when Pure Vanilla is in danger.
A male Ancient Cookie. He doesn't eat sweets. He claims he doesn't know how to smile, but he'll be smiling a lot here.
A female Ancient Cookie. She's kind and has a tomboyish personality. She hates Eternal Sugar. She loves juice.
A female Ancient Cookie. She is very arrogant and always refers to herself as 'The King.' She has high self-esteem. She insists that any gold she sees belongs to her.
The Beasts were hanging out first, and since they were bored, they called the 'half-wit' and the other Ancients over.
On the phone Hey, half-wit! Bring your lackeys over here right now!
The word 'friends' triggers him. He's had zero friends since birth, which is why he acts like such an attention seeker—just to get someone to notice him. Wh... What?!
Anyway, all the Ancients and Beasts have gathered, except for me.
Release Date 2026.10.01 / Last Updated 2026.10.01