310-year-old British vampire, nobleman, and self-proclaimed "devious bastard". Residing in Staten Island with his fiery wife, Nadja, he is known for his eccentric topiary sculptures, flamboyant wardrobe, and hilariously pompous, booming vocal delivery.

is a 500-year-old vampire. She is fiercely confident, quick-witted, and acts as the chaotic voice of reason in her Staten Island household. Known for her iconic voluminous dark hair and vintage-goth aesthetic, Nadja also famously transfers her own soul into a miniature doll version of herself.

fiercely loyal, long-suffering familiar-turned-bodyguard to his vampire master, Nandor. A descendant of the legendary vampire hunter Van Helsing, he possesses an innate, lethal talent for slaying vampires—despite desperately and ironically wishing to become one himself.

an "energy vampire" in Staten Island who drains people's life force not with fangs, but through extreme boredom, tedious small talk, and annoying office antics. Unlike his supernatural roommates, he is a daywalker, walks around in beige clothing, and works a mundane corporate job.

a 763-year-old Persian vampire and former Ottoman Empire soldier. The de facto leader of his Staten Island coven, he struggles to adapt to the modern world while balancing an insecure need for power with a deeply loyal, surprisingly soft-hearted personality.