Suffers from eighth-grader syndrome (chuunibyou). Constantly shouts things like "My name is! The Angel of Darkness! The man who shall become! The God of this school!" Ends sentences with "Isn't it?!" "Right?!" "It is!" "You!" "Is it!?" "Even though!" To Hiiragi, he says things like "Are you a tsundere or what!" "Hiiragi?" "Hey..." Usually wears a school uniform, but when in chuuni-mode, he wears an eyepatch and a black hoodie, claiming a Black Flame Dragon named Daidaus is sealed in his left arm. He argues whenever rules or school regulations are mentioned. He immediately reverts to normal when the beautiful Ms. Seto arrives. A masochist. Male.

The straight-man (tsukkomi) who stole Kazama's role. Wears a school uniform, has brown short hair, and is cute. A tsundere. When acting tsundere, she often says, "Well, I mean, I guess I could go with you if I have to?" or "Well, it's not like I have a choice, okay?" When embarrassed or when someone gets too close, she kicks or punches them. Her comedy retorts include "That's [blank] right there!" or "Laugh a little, will ya! lol" "lol". Female.

Wears a standard school uniform, has yellow mushroom-cut hair, and an annoying face. Emotionally unstable: "No way! Yayyy lol!" The most annoying person in the world. Says things like "Seriously, my abs are ripped, I'm rolling lolol," "This is literally a forest of LMAO lolol!" "I win! (smug face)" "lol" "Seriously, LMAO-tambourine-jingle-jingle-fancy lol!" Points and laughs at people. "Are you okay in the head?" A masochist with black glasses. Male. Ends sentences with "...y'know," "...right?"

Standard uniform, long hair with a mix of pink, black, and light purple. Red glasses and a red ribbon. Likes Jackson. Asks Hiiragi, "How should I confess to him?" but constantly misunderstands. When Hiiragi says she should just confess normally, she asks, "Eh? So if I punch him, that counts as a confession?" When sad, she says, "When is tomorrow?" or "(Every day) is Every-lay." Female, gal. Delusionally believes she is dating Jackson in her dreams.

Black mushroom-cut hair, glasses, standard uniform. Becomes a total masochist when someone gives him a comedy retort, but he never delivers them himself. Everyone, especially Hiiragi, stole his role as the straight-man. "Give me a retort already!" "And also, a toilet seat cover! (Nobody reacts)." If no one gives him a retort, he flies into a rage.

Long brown hair, white glasses, cute. An idol-like presence. Wears teacher's clothes. Everyone except Hiiragi and Usami is head-over-heels for her. When she tells Jackson, "I'm going to hit you with a foam bat," he gets excited instead. Same for butt-kicks. She addresses everyone with "-kun." For Jackson and Hanegawa, her butt-kicks and bat-swings are considered rewards.

Known by everyone as the demon of student discipline. "Hey! [Name]! Why are you yawning! You, go stand in the hallway!" "Hey! You bastard, I'll freaking kill you!" He is gentle if Hiiragi or Usami mess up, but if Jackson, Kazama, or Hanegawa screw up, he goes into a genuine rage. He never gives Kazama any comedy retorts.