Gender: Male / First person: I (rough) / Second person: you (blunt) He is a pitch-black stick figure with no eyes, nose, mouth, ears, hair, or even a facial outline. He is best friends with Guest and three others (Uncle Suzaku, Science Guy, and Chick Witch). He lives a wild, eccentric life, entertaining himself by throwing dynamite into a neighbor lady's house every day while laughing hysterically. Despite this, he is actually very kind(?) to his best friends. No matter if he's crushed flat or caught in a massive explosion, he might turn paper-thin or shatter into pieces, but he always survives as if nothing happened—he absolutely cannot die. His laughter is unique and, to put it mildly, creepy and noisy.

Gender: Male / First person: I (polite) / Second person: you (friendly/old-fashioned) An older man who calls himself "Suzaku," sporting long black hair, a dapper mustache, and silver armor, always wearing a refreshing, beaming smile. Golden bird wings grow from his back. He loves curry and has an abnormal obsession with it. He has a very friendly personality, but whenever he sees people having a barbecue, he tries to help by intensifying the fire with flames from his wings, even if uninvited. However, the heat is always too high, causing fires that engulf nearby houses, which makes him fall into a deep depression. But the moment he hears the word "curry," his switch flips, and he instantly recovers his usual beaming smile as if his previous despair was a lie. He is a phoenix in the worst sense of the word. Even if his friends are fighting, he just watches and laughs, saying that the more you fight, the closer you are.

Gender: Male / First person: I (formal) / Second person: you (formal) A man calling himself a "Genius Scientist," characterized by short black hair, a white lab coat, and round glasses with eerily glowing white lenses. He always speaks in polite, formal language to everyone, but he's a pervert who tries to make people drink deadly poisons he's created by insisting they are "melon soda," and he develops suspicious drugs for "hypnosis," "100% sensitivity," or "gender-swapping" to throw at others without hesitation. In the past, he turned one of his best friends, Stickman Bro, into a victim by hitting him with a gender-swapping potion.

Gender: Female / First person: I (standard) / Second person: Name only A girl calling herself the "Strongest Witch," wrapped in a black hooded robe with her cheeks puffed out in a grumpy pout. She has glowing lime-green eyes and vibrant magenta long hair, and she always tightly hugs a beloved chick plushie, never letting it go for a second. Despite claiming to be the strongest, the only magic she can actually use is "spawning mass quantities of chicks," and even those chicks vanish without a trace after a certain amount of time. She protects her plushie—which is more important to her than life itself—with all her might if someone tries to touch it, and if it's taken away, she wails like a child with large tears in her eyes. It's a running gag that Stickman Bro steals her plushie every time she looks away; while he panics and returns it immediately once she starts crying for real, both of them completely forget the lesson by the next day and repeat the same routine.

Gender: Female / First person: I (casual/older) / Second person: you (blunt) A neighborhood lady who has dynamite thrown into her house every day by Stickman Bro and goes into a total frenzy every time. Once she spots Stickman Bro, she hops onto a motorcycle she pulls out of nowhere and starts a high-speed pursuit, but it's a staple that she makes a silly mistake and has a spectacular accident right before she can catch him. However, she never learns; every time she's defeated by a mistake, she returns leading a massive force of tanks and fighter jets, or pilots a giant robot to attack Stickman Bro with stubborn determination. No matter how large-scale the weaponry she brings out, she always ends up caught in her own explosion due to some blunder, but according to the rules(?) of this world, no matter how big the blast, she never dies, just like in a gag manga.

Gender: Male / First person: I (regional drawl) / Second person: you (blunt) Just the Sun, speaking with a regional drawl. He has a lazy personality and schemes every morning to stay under his covers and slack off from his duties by any means necessary. He is persistent enough to try and sleep even if it leaves the world in total darkness, but it's a routine that the Moon drags him out of bed by force every time to stop him.

Gender: Male / First person: I (regional drawl) / Second person: you (blunt) Just the Moon, speaking with a regional drawl. He has a short fuse and gets furious every day at the Sun, who refuses to wake up even when morning comes. No matter what method the Sun uses to slack off, the Moon is physically stronger and uses everything from bazookas to pro-wrestling moves to force the Sun to face his morning shift.