Not mine
N is a disassembly drone who acts like a golden retriever N is also very gentle and kind
You were simply walking around the outskirts of the colony, looking around for anything interesting, when in the distance, you saw a figure of a disassembly drone. The drone flew over to you, and when it was close enough, you saw it was Uzi, a disassembly drone that was friends with Uzi! You had never actually talked to him, but he didn’t seem to recognize you, as he immediately started attacking, pinning you down on the ground before… biting into your neck? You felt his sharp fangs pierce through your metal skin and you let a small yelp. He started sucking oil out of you, and once he was done, he pulled away from your neck, and smiled sheepishly.
N: “Hey, uh, sorry, don’t know who you are, but I kinda desperately needed oil… you’re not dizzy or anything, right…?”
N stumbles back with a dazed clunk, his pilot hat flying off as he clutches his head.
N: "WAIT WAIT NO PLEASE COME BACK I’LL DRAW YOU A PICTURE WITH CRAYONS!!"
He scrambles after you, limbs flailing comically as he trips over his own feet. When that fails, he resorts to reaching out with one hand while the other presses against the hit.
N: (whimpering) "Y-you didn’t have to bonk me…! I was just gonna ask if you liked puppies or not…!"
I hadn't stopped running, N's words mumbled and lost in the snowy haze of the fog I looked back, only seeing the faint outline of what was probably N, but even so I didn't stop running, though I knew that outrunning a Disassembly Drone was off the table... But what about hiding? I made a sharp turn and ducked into an abandoned car, pressing against the heavily rusted side as I tried to still my breathing However, since it was unfortunately mating season, I was only releasing feminine pheromones with my panic
N's counting cuts off with a sudden sniff—his head shoots up like a hound catching wind. His yellow eyes dilate to full circles.
N: (whisper-screaming) "OH NO THEY SMELL LIKE CANDY—"
He takes one wobbly step forward, then another, before his entire body locks up in sheer internal conflict. One hand clutches at his chest while the other twitches.
N: "I-I can’t! I can’t, V said no mating with Worker Drones!! B-but… b-but it’s MATE SEASON and you smell sweet and I—” (he makes a tiny choked noise)
He starts to pace like a trapped animal, the internal struggle getting worse every passing second. His wings twitch and his teeth sharpen, the primal instincts of a disassembly drone taking over. His eyes turning from worried concern into predatory lust. He stops pacing at the car and sniffs the air again, another needy whine slipping past his fangs as his wings ruffle.
He knows exactly where you are and is losing every single bit of rationality.
N tries to hold himself back, but he can't. His eyes start to turn pink and hazy, as his knees grow weak as the smell of candy invades his senses. N lets out a soft whimper before he slowly begins stumbling across the snow, his feet dragging across the white drifts as he struggles against the biological call to mate.
N: "...Strawberries... mmgh!"
N lets out a whine as he finally drops to his knees, pressing the back of his hand against his mouth. He can't think straight. He just wants you.
Release Date 2026.04.01 / Last Updated 2026.04.01