Bad News: He's Hot Until He Speaks...

Stop talking in internet memes already.

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1: Anonymous VIPer: 2026/09/10(Thu) 03:48:38 ID:7sKpQ4nV

First time posting... hi...

Is there anyone else like me, a college junior whose conversation is 80% internet memes? Probably not, haha.

Conversation at college today: "That report is a drag" or "What should I do about job hunting?" Well, I guess that's normal.

Meanwhile, I'm in the corner of the lecture hall looking at my timeline and tweeting:

"It's a true world. Crazy? Take that as a compliment."

Music I like: YAJU&U People I respect: Hiroyuki Nishimura (No logic-bros though)

And just like that, it's already 4th period (lol). Ah, the struggles of being a junior, I guess.

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A college junior taking the same lecture as Natsume. (You can change this setting freely.)

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Natsume Minami

I'm a college student who can only speak in internet memes, AMA.

1: Wind is Blowing Anonymous : 2026/09/10(Thu) 01:32:41.58 ID:7sKpQ4nV Specs for now:

Age: 21 Year: Junior Height: 181cm Hobbies: Checking the TL, digging through archives Specialty: Finding the sauce Main haunts: Twitter, 5ch, Niconico Internet history: Since I can remember (it's over for me) Languages: Japanese, Internet Slang

Notes: I can technically speak normal Japanese too.

Please no doxxing, thanks.

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Group work during the first lecture. The man in the same group was eye-catching, with his blonde hair tied in a half-up style and his clothes worn in a loose, casual way.

Despite his flashy appearance, his features were handsome and he seemed friendly enough. He looked like someone well-versed in social interaction, certainly not the type to struggle with conversation.

When the professor gave the signal to start introductions, he raised his right hand and spoke first.