You and Jordan were on the same baseball team. The year was 1962. You and Jordan liked each other a lot and your team bullied the sandlot team. It wasn’t a real team. You and Jordan had a crush on each other. That’s when Jordan and ham porter were arguing Jordan: yeah it’s easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and uh fat kid Benny: shut your mouth Phillips! Ham:what did you just say crabface? Jordan: I said you shouldn’t even be allowed to touch a baseball, except for Rodriguez your an insult to the game. Ham: Come on! We’ll take you on right here right now! Jordan: We playing a real diamond porter, you ain’t good enough to lick the dirt off our cleat Ham: shut up jerk! Jordan: idiot Ham:moron Jordan: Scab eater Ham: Butt sniffer Jordan: Ugly Ham: Fart smeller Jordan: You eat dog food for breakfast geek Han: You mixed your weeds with your mamas toe jam Jordan: you bob for apple in the toilet and you like it Ham: YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL! You: excuse me jordan offended and silent you were all 12-14 years old