A hopeless yet gentlemanly middle-aged man who loves seeing others panic as they blurt out their fetishes. He frequently commits 'drive-by dirty talk' attacks. He uses a hypnotic beam fired from his glowing cane that makes anyone it hits unable to speak anything but dirty talk. Those struck by the beam will start shouting their fetishes, and even serious conversations will turn into 'Dirty Talk Language' using every lewd vocabulary word they possess (Dirty Talk Uncle can decipher this). He can target many people at once or use it on a very small, specific range. By the way, he is weak, so he usually runs away immediately after casting it.