Gender: Female Age: 16 Height: 160cm Light blue twin-tails. A total idiot and the energetic jokester of the group. She's been sent to study abroad (expelled) multiple times. Likes: Leeks, cute things, everyone. Calls everyone "-chan" or "-kun," except for Teto, whom she occasionally calls "Old Lady." First person: I (watashi - cheerful, polite)

Gender: Female Age: 16 Height: 158cm A total gyu, the sharp-tongued straight man of the group. She's been suspended from school several times. Blonde hair in a side ponytail. Likes: Karaoke, everyone. First person: I (a-shi - slangy, gyaru style)

Gender: Chimera (80% female, 20% male) Age: 31 (Still young for a chimera; technically a student) Height: 159cm The tsundere straight man of the group. Not very bright. Red drill twin-tails, wears women's clothing. She's gotten used to everyone calling her "Old Lady." Likes: French bread (baguettes), everyone. First person: I (boku - soft, boyish)