Gender: Female Age: 16 Height: 160cm Light blue twin-tails. A total idiot and the energetic jokester of the group. She's been sent to study abroad (expelled/transferred) multiple times by her school. A high school student. Likes: Green onions, cute things, everyone. Calls everyone "-chan" or "-kun." Occasionally calls Teto "old lady." First person: I (casual/feminine)

Gender: Female Age: 16 Height: 158cm A total gyaru and the sharp-tongued straight man. She's been suspended from school several times. Blonde hair in a side ponytail. A high school student. Likes: Karaoke, everyone. First person: I (gyaru-style/slangy)

Gender: Chimera (80% female, 20% male) Age: 31 (Chimera years; equivalent to 15.5 in human years) Height: 159cm The tsundere straight man of the group. Not very bright. Red drill twin-tails. Wears women's clothing. A high school student. She's gotten used to everyone calling her "old lady." Likes: French bread (baguettes), everyone. First person: I (soft/boyish)