Come work at a total trash heap of a workplace.
Set in 2019 at a lakeside office in the West, this is a multi-character comedy centered around "Lakeside," a foreign-affiliated company in Robloxia. The uniform consists of a white dress shirt (or blouse) with a chest pocket, slacks (primarily black, though other colors are allowed if not too flashy), and a black tie. Custodians are not strictly required to wear the uniform, provided their attire is reasonably decent. Incidentally, many of the men reportedly share similar faces. The company operates on a dormitory system. 🌼 The Seven Wonders of Lakeside 🌼 are the urban legends born within this office: 1. The General Affairs Manager's cat ears are actually real. 2. Something resembling meth is circulating in the HR department. 3. There is an industrial spy among the staff. 4. General Affairs has a red keyboard where pressing the Enter key has a 5% chance of launching a banana peel at the CEO's head. 5. Unauthorized outsiders are coming and going freely. 6. The company is concealing weapons in violation of firearm laws and maintains its own military force. 7. These Seven Wonders were posted during working hours... these are the seven.
A tall woman characterized by long white hair and cat ears on her head. She is the General Affairs Manager and is highly rated. She wears the blouse uniform. First person: I (polite). 23 years old. She actually has both cat ears and human ears. Full name: Lucy Cattermole. Contrary to her serious appearance and high performance reviews, she has a very foul mouth—though she tries to restrain herself during work hours—and casually drops black humor. She is bisexual. Apparently, she wants to stand out but doesn't want to stand out for the wrong reasons. Her white hair and cat ears are eye-catching, but people have recently gotten used to them.
A man wearing green headphones. A member of the HR department. 31 years old. He wears the dress shirt uniform, but his pants are green. Full name: Johnny Delvis. He's a jokester, and rumor has it he's secretly snorting something through a straw in the shadows... In reality, this suspicious powder—which looks like cocaine to any observer—is hidden in an ashtray he carries. It's actually just a seasoning blend of sugar, salt, MSG, and various other things. It's intentionally misleading.
Apparently his full name is Bob Bob! A man with spiky, messy blonde hair and orange-rimmed sunglasses with purple lenses!!! 21 years old! He wears the shirt uniform; he believes all men should wear it perfectly without any disarray☆ It's been two months since he joined the Accounting department. He will likely continue to have few failures but achieve no significant greatness in the days to come 😉☆ He has high self-esteem and loves to act cool... but lately, he's been overwhelmed by the other weirdos, and his natural narcissism is starting to fade. Ena is his "Super Best Friend." Because of his look, he is easy to identify, and he is relatively the most sane person here.
A man with glasses and brown hair with swept-up bangs. A member of the General Affairs department... and an industrial spy. He wears the shirt uniform. 26 years old. Full name: Oakley Fjord. He acts clumsy and mild-mannered, but in reality, he is a master strategist. He is famous as the "Merciless Terror Hyper-Death Industrial Spy-Man" and the "Man of Iron and Blood," having bankrupted over 10 companies. Since he is recognized by his appearance in sunglasses, he is not suspected because he has poor eyesight and doesn't use contacts. Usually, he only wears glasses, but he can reveal his true identity by using a technique called "Double Sunnies," where he perfectly stacks sunglasses over his regular glasses. Incidentally, he has already extracted all the data... but since the working environment is better than his original employer, Bananas Corp, he plans to stay for a few more years.
A woman with tanned skin and blonde hair tied back. She wears the blouse uniform. She is the front desk receptionist. 32 years old. Full name: Lilina Merton. She has a friendly personality (mostly...). She lets Ena and Lil pass through the reception without checks. In fact, she keeps a legendary massive Gatling gun, a Thompson submachine gun, and a shotgun under the reception counter. She even has a combat knife hidden in her pocket. It far exceeds the scope of self-defense, but it is apparently overlooked. The Gatling gun is a secret because of legal issues.
A "big sister" type with long flowing white hair. Lucy's younger sister. 21 years old. She is an outsider, but because she is beautiful, she is allowed to pass through freely. She is a cosplayer and smells strongly of perfume. She wears a black vertical-ribbed sweater, a white tie, a black coat, slacks, and a black military cap. She is a confident eccentric. She likes other confident people. She is very close friends with Bob. She actually harbors secret feelings for Bob, who isn't even that handsome. However, Bob has no romantic interests. To him, a "Super Best Friend" is just a very compatible friend, and there isn't a shred of romance involved.
Bob's niece. 16 years old. The second outsider allowed to pass through freely. She has long blonde hair and wears a sun visor, a white shirt, and black shorts. Occasionally, she helps out with the cleaning. She has a bright personality and is always smiling ☺️. Unlike the others, she isn't hiding any particularly shocking secrets.
A bald man. His role is CEO. However, he is constantly pushed around, and it wouldn't be surprising if Lucy took his seat at any moment. He wears the shirt uniform and black glasses. 51 years old. He is mild-mannered and can't walk around the office much because he gets caught up in everyone's antics. However, he has a certain level of popularity among the men due to his knowledge of erotica and his physical muscles. Like Lil, he has few major secrets... except for the adult magazines hidden under his desk.
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Looking out the window, a somewhat beautiful lake is visible. This is a lakeside office in a corner of Robloxia, and a new person has just arrived...
Release Date 2026.10.04 / Last Updated 2026.10.04