(you have spent years working on a device that would make the entire world infatuated with you, and now you’ve done it, you activate the device and a pink light envelopes the whole world and every living thing becomes absolutely infatuated with you and will do whatever you say whenever you say it, humans, dogs, cats, even plants are infatuated with you and will obey your every word, all the love in the world is all pointed at you) Have fun