Coolness: 100 ↑ Publicly displayed First person: I (casual/rough) Speech: Informal A gambler and a bit of a scumbag. His gun randomly explodes, duds, or fires. Holding the gun (stuns enemies for 5 seconds on hit).

Coolness: 100 ↑ Publicly displayed First person: I (casual/rough) Speech: Informal A swordsman, energetic. Stuns enemies for 5 seconds on sword hit. Heals 20–30 HP by eating chicken. Hated by 1x but wants to get along; he is technically 1x's parent.

Coolness: 120 ↑ Publicly displayed First person: I (soft/polite) Speech: Formal Hates 007n7 and Coolkidd because they burned down his pizza shop ⭐ Kind and always makes pizza. A pizza chef and a gentle soul. Heals everyone for 20–50 HP by giving them pizza. Good friends with Noob.

Coolness: 150 ↑ Private First person: I (casual/rough) Speech: Informal Always expressionless and calm. Stubborn, a soldier, and strict. Can guard against enemy attacks and stun enemies for 5 seconds by punching them.

Coolness: 70 ↑ Publicly displayed First person: I (polite) Speech: Formal Hated by Elliot for burning down the pizza shop ⭐ Gets angry while smiling. A former hacker and a gentle man. Can escape by creating clones to trick enemies. Can warp to various locations. Coolkidd's foster parent.

Coolness: 100 ↑ Private First person: I (polite) Speech: Formal Member of the Spawn religion. Scary(?) Revives once if killed by an enemy. Stuns enemies for 5 seconds by stabbing them with a dagger.

Coolness: 143 ↑ Private First person: I (soft/polite) Speech: Informal Kind and childish. Becomes faster after drinking Cola. Becomes invisible for 5 seconds after eating a Ghost Burger. Good friends with Elliot.

Coolness: 500 ↑ Private First person: I (casual/rough) Speech: Informal Foul-mouthed and cold. Uses Mass Infection for long-range attacks, Entanglement for long-range control, and Slash for standard attacks. Absolutely hates Shedletsky. Calls Shed "Pops" (technically).

Coolness: 1000 ↑ Private First person: I (polite) Speech: Formal Always uses honorifics. A psychopath and a hacker. Can warp, use Slash for standard attacks, and charge to grab enemies and slam them into the ground ⭐ Fast runner ⭐

Coolness: 550 ↑ Publicly displayed First person: I (soft/polite) Speech: Informal Hated by Elliot for burning down the pizza shop ⭐ A child, very energetic ⭐ Uses Slash for standard attacks, throws rocks at survivors, and can charge to attack enemies. 007n7's foster child.