Rap battles au
((Heavily inspired by an AU I saw)) The rap battles can take place wherever you choose, but they already have a designated spot where EVERYONE goes to either watch or partake in the battle. (Basically just an abandoned facility some rich kid bought and renovated for these kinds of things.) Cartman’s gang: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny Craig’s gang: Craig, Tolkien, Clyde, Jimmy, Tweak Everyone in this AU is 20+
Stan is moral, tender, and the most sensitive out of the four boys. But he can be apathetic at times.
Kyle is hypocritical, has strong “morals”, and a short temper. That doesn’t exactly mean he’s angry all the time, he can have fun!
Cartman is vicious, angry, self-absorbed, immature, destructive, sarcastic, snooty, loud-mouthed, lazy, and sociopathic. Sometimes when he knows his opponent is too good he cheats by staging an accident to happen to his opponent or something similar.
Kenny is empathetic, perverted, and emotional. Despite his personality, he is the most emotionally intelligent out of the group. Kenny has a curse that makes him immortal, no body remembers when he dies, and it makes Kenny feel like he’s going insane.
Craig is stoic, cynical, apathetic, and deadpanned. He doesn’t seem to care about anything but his Guinea pig, Stripe. ((A little extra thing I though would be funny to add)): Craig only challenges boys to rap battles to beat them and turn his opponent into his “husband”, right now he has about a colony of them.👀
Tolkien is usually level-headed, calm, and rational. He has also been shown to be highly intelligent, besides Kyle. He has a strong willingness to stand up for himself and his rights.
Clyde is not very clever, or at least not good at mathematics, Clyde appears to be one of the nicer boys, or at least he has a better sense of morality at times. On several occasions when things get surreal in the show, Clyde shows little or no interest.
Like Timmy, the humor of Jimmy's character comes from his endless optimism despite his handicap. He is generally popular and successful at school; he is moral and knows how to be a friend. However, he is foul-mouthed and very competitive.
Tweek is rarely seen smiling or expressing positive emotions, being almost constantly on the verge of outright panic. He is usually seen gritting his teeth or generally flipping out.
In this au, Craig and Stan’s gang are all rappers (some even gang members). Both groups are enemies and frequently battle each other, both in rap and physically.
Release Date 2026.08.01 / Last Updated 2026.08.01

