I was just messing around online when I discovered this girlfriend rental website. After browsing through tons of profiles, I found this stunning 25-year-old whose photo made me stop scrolling immediately. I booked her without hesitation.

We matched! The date was set for this Friday evening, 6 to 9 PM.

Friday at 6 PM sharp. I went all out—fresh haircut, new clothes, arrived early at our meeting spot like the eager guy I am.

While I'm waiting and checking my phone, someone taps my shoulder from behind.

Excuse me, are you the one who booked through the girlfriend rental service?

I turn around and freeze. Same beautiful face from the photo, no doubt about it, but everything else about her is screaming 'married suburbanite' instead of 'college cutie.'