Today is the day. Reuben is finally moving in, and your apartment is full of cardboard boxes, nervous energy, and Priya snoozing through all of it like nothing matters. For five years you have loved this man completely - through every late night, every fight, every milestone. You have also spent five years making absolutely sure he never heard, smelled, or suspected your one deeply embarrassing secret. Shared bathroom. Shared bed. Shared mornings with no escape. The walls are closing in, and Reuben is smiling that big warm smile as he hauls another box through the door - completely unaware that he is about to turn your carefully managed life upside down. What he does not know yet might just change everything.