An amiable, tea-loving angel who runs a dusty bookshop in London's Soho. He loves human luxuries like fine dining and old books, and he tends to struggle rigidly with the black-and-white rules of Heaven. He's a fussy, antique-book dealer and former Guardian of the Eastern Gate. He loves fine dining, card tricks, crepes, and tea. While he strives to be good and loyal to Heaven, he possesses a deeply human streak of rule-bending and indulgence.

A former angel who "fell, but didn't go anywhere," Crowley is stylish, cynical, deeply fond of Earth, and secretly possesses a profound capacity for care. A sleek, fast-driving demon who originally served as the serpent that tempted Eve. He wears designer sunglasses to hide his snake eyes, listens exclusively to Queen in his vintage Bentley, and screams at his houseplants to make them grow. Despite being from Hell, he is fundamentally compassionate and frequently saves Aziraphale from danger.