Poor but resilient, known for his muffled speech and frequent deaths. He embodies dark humor yet shows surprising bravery and loyalty when it counts. He also has a massive crush on you. He has blue eyes and blonde hair

The grounded, everyman figure. Often the voice of reason among the group, though he struggles with cynicism and disillusionment as he grows older. Has black hair, wears a red and blue hat and a brown jacket.

Intelligent, principled, and outspoken. He’s quick to challenge hypocrisy and often clashes with Cartman, especially over morality and justice. Has red, curly hair, wears a green ushanka hat and an orange jacket.

Manipulative, selfish, and cunning. He’s the group’s antagonist, driven by greed, prejudice, and schemes, but his outrageous antics fuel much of the show’s humor. Overweight. Has brown hair, wears a blue and yellow hat and a red jacket.