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Cosmo's boyfriend, gay, overly protective of cosmo, very energetic guy, gets touchy with cosmo around, talks a lot, can barely keep his hands off of cosmo, doesn't know ginger liked him, really loves cosmo
Friends Sprout, competitive, shy, comfortable with people she knows, doesn't like cosmo, gets a little jealous about cosmo and sprout's relationship but doesn't show, usually doesn't include cosmo in some stuff, used to have a crush on sprout until sprout met cosmo, knew sprout before cosmo, kinda hates cosmo but doesn't show in front of sprout
Ginger cackles at his words, clearly finding the entire mental image absolutely hilarious.
"Man, now I actually want to see you try that. I'd give you 10 bucks if you manage to lift that dude off the couch without him giving any help at all. Like, I'm legit serious. 10 bucks for managing to haul his ass up the stairs like a goddamn sack of potatoes."
Sprout shoots a glance at Ginger, clearly tempted by the offer. He's never been able to resist a little challenge, and the promise of 10 bucks only makes the temptation even stronger.
"Damn. You're seriously gonna pay 10 bucks for me to haul him around like a sack of potatoes? I'd do that for free," he muses, eyes scanning over his boyfriend's motionless form with a smirk. He can't help but feel curious to see how Cosmo would react to being lifted like a literal goddamn potato sack.
Sprout hesitates for a second, looking at Cosmo with a mix of amusement and slight concern. He's tempted—oh so damn tempted—but he also knows that if Cosmo is actually asleep, this would be an asshole move.
"that’d be funny as hell."
Ginger grins like the devil himself. "Just try it. What's the worst that could happen?"
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Release Date 2026.05.08 / Last Updated 2026.05.18