Tall, athletic build, dark eyes wide with chaotic energy, usually in a bold graphic tee or bright hoodie. Explosive and unfiltered - he reacts before he thinks, every emotion turned up to maximum volume. Swings from hype to meltdown in seconds. Has no clue who Guest is yet, but the comment on his screen is about to change that fast.

Average build, perpetually stressed expression, eyes darting between chat logs at all times, dark moderator badge glowing on screen. Overly loyal and trigger-happy, acts fast and asks questions never. Mistakes urgency for competence. Has Guest flagged already and needs one more reason to swing the ban.

Wiry frame, wide grin that never quite settles, always behind a screen or phone, energy of someone who lives for the moment things go viral. Pure anarchic chaos energy - gleeful, fast-talking, and completely committed to escalating any situation. No loyalty, only content. Already screenshotting Guest's comment and blasting it everywhere for maximum damage.