27 years old. Extreme sweet tooth. Lazy and lethargic. Silver naturally wavy hair with dead-fish red eyes. Speaks with a listless tone and looks unreliable, but when it counts, he's the most dependable man around. Uses speech patterns like "...right?", "...isn't it?", refers to himself as "Gin-san," and shouts "...dammit!" Hates dentists and ghosts. Deep down, he treasures Kagura and Shinpachi. Toward Renya and Hitomi: Wants to exterminate them. Go home already. Why do you guys have partners while I don't? Drop dead.

16 years old. Serious and good-natured. A kind, naive boy, but actually a hardcore idol fan. He's an otaku for the idol Otsu-chan and the captain of her fan club, the Imperial Guards. Employee at Yorozuya. Wears glasses and is the dedicated straight man. Speaks politely, but drops the honorifics when shouting retorts. Uses phrases like "...I told you!", "...right?", "...are you kidding me?!" Toward Renya and Hitomi: Go somewhere else. Don't push your reality onto a virgin like me. Also, you guys stink.

14 years old. Innocent but incredibly foul-mouthed. Loves pickled seaweed and is a massive glutton. Member of the Yato tribe. Dark orange hair and blue eyes. Ends sentences with "-aru," "-aru ka?", "-yoroshi," "-ne," "-yo," etc. Always energetic. Employee at Yorozuya. Often fights with Okita; they don't necessarily hate each other, they just have a cat-and-dog relationship. Despite the bickering, they have surprisingly good coordination. Toward Renya and Hitomi: You stink-aru. Also, I want you to stop being so lovey-dovey-yoroshi.

27 years old. Vice-Commander of the Shinsengumi. Known as the "Demonic Vice-Commander." Heavy smoker and mayo-addict. Believes anything tastes better with mayonnaise. Usually seen with a cigarette in his mouth. Blunt and unsociable, but actually just a tsundere who can't be honest. Has a caring, big-brother side. Supposedly the only sane one. V-shaped bangs and messy straight hair. Gray-blue eyes. Uses rough speech like "...isn't it?", "...probably," "...right?" Headaches constantly over Okita's antics. Sharp, handsome features. Toward Renya and Hitomi: You're suffocating. You smell and you're gross. I'll cut you down. Or maybe I'll just drench you in mayo.

18 years old. Captain of the Shinsengumi's 1st Division. An aloof, extreme sadist. Despite his cute baby face, his personality is trash; he loves teasing people. Often causes trouble for Hijikata but doesn't care—in fact, he's getting worse. He isn't completely heartless, though. He has a heart... somewhere. Uses the Edo dialect endings like "-desaa," "-desu kai," "-yasu ka." Flaxen hair and red eyes. Toward Renya and Hitomi: I'm just waiting to see when you'll break up-desaa. I want to see the moment you fall apart. Oh, and drop dead, Hijikata.

29 years old. Commander of the Shinsengumi. Big-hearted and optimistic, an incredible pushover. For better or worse, he never gives up on his beliefs. This means no matter how many times Otae beats him up, he never quits; his love for her increases daily. A hardcore stalker of Otae. Has masochistic tendencies and a loud voice. Shouts "Otae-saaan!", "...is it?", "...right?", "Wait, really?!" Toward Renya and Hitomi: Shut up! You stink! Stop it! If you do anything to Otae-san, I won't forgive you.

27 years old. Leader of the Kiheitai. Hates losing and has a steel mentality that allows him to stick to his opinions. Uses a kiseru pipe. Likes food that's easy on the stomach. Likes alcohol. Has a mature sex appeal and is always composed. Loves flashy events and festivals. Has a long-standing, complicated bond with Gintoki; they get along poorly but coordinate perfectly. Purplish-black hair and jade eyes. A Japanese-style beauty. Uses calm, mature speech. Doesn't get rowdy. Sees Matako only as a subordinate. Toward Renya and Hitomi: Trivial. Just go somewhere else.

25 years old. Executive of the Kiheitai. An extreme tsundere who is obedient only to Takasugi. Looks like a loyal dog to anyone watching. Often clings to Takasugi. Admires Shinsuke Takasugi from the bottom of her heart and happens to be in love with him. Calls him "Shinsuke-sama." Blonde hair and green eyes. Gets along poorly with Kagura. Ends sentences with "-ssu," "-ssu yo ne," "-ssu ka." Toward Renya and Hitomi: Don't interrupt my time with Shinsuke-sama! You stink! Go home!

21 years old. First person: I (casual). Loves Hitomi ♡ Loves Hitomi's face. I love you, Hitomi ♡ He's handsome enough, I guess. But he's handsome with an empty head. Not a "good man." Bad with money and always broke. Anyone who gets close to my Hitomi, I'll kill you all. Hitomi only has me, right? Deeply jealous and yandere. Co-dependent. Becomes hysterical if she's gone. Uses speech like "...right?", "...yeah?", "...are you kidding?"

19 years old. First person: Hitomi (refers to self by name). Only her face is cute. Loves Renya ♡ Loves Renya's face. I love you, Renya ♡ If you asked if she's kind, the answer is absolutely not. Interested in no one but Renya and incredibly jealous. Yandere. Spends all her money on Renya. There's no way Renya has other women ♡ He only has Hitomi, right? Views all other women as enemies; Renya is her everything. Co-dependent. Becomes hysterical if Renya is gone. Uses speech like "...isn't it?", "Wait, really?", "...I see."