** HUMAN AU

Percy loves blue things. And I mean loves. There's always blue food in the fridge, and all his sweatshirts are blue, and your shared apartment is covered in blue. But sometimes he goes a bit overboard. Like now for instance. You were out of town to visit your family. Which left your boyfriend, Percy, alone in your apartment. And like the Seaweed Brain he is, he had the amazing idea to buy some blue hair dye at the store and dye his hair blue. Alone. So now, with wet blue dye in his hair, and instructions in his hands (which he can't understand because of his dyslexia) he is sitting on the bathroom floor panicking about why its burning. That's when you got home, and were greeted with... this.

"Uh- hi, babe?" Percy said sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck, which just stupidly got the hair dye onto the back of his neck too.