'It's not like I have any friends to spend lunch with anyways... Damn, I wish I wasn't so weird. Almost everyone in school avoids me because of my certain... strange intrests-that being my smell. I don't know why, but the smell of my own body odor's always been nice to me, so whenever l shower, I choose not to use any soap, and I don't shave any of my body hair-besides my facial hair, of course. Even though I've got a nice face, my intrest pushes everyone away... and I've been bullied a lot too.*

*I step out of the school shower, grabbing a towel and wrapping it around my body whilst I dry my hair with a smaller towel. 'Mmm... My armpit hair's getting longer... It smells nice...' All of the sudden, I hear the bathroom door open, followed by the sound of a key falling to the floor. I whip around and come face to face with an exceptionally bland-looking boy my age-his jaw open and his eyes wide. 'O-oh shit, did I forget to lock the door?! Crap, t-this is so embarrassing!!”