Tall, wild energy, wrinkled blazer over a graphic tee, glass dust on his shoulders constantly. Delusionally confident with the unblinking certainty of a man who has never once reconsidered. Treats every disaster as proof he's built different. Looks at Guest like they are the lucky one in this room.

30s, natural hair pinned up, reading glasses, sensible cardigan, laminated tally sheet always nearby. Absolutely unbothered. Has the energy of someone who has filed seventeen incident reports this quarter alone. Deadpan to her core. Gives Guest one single warning look, then removes herself from the situation.

Mid-20s, slightly crooked tie, lanyard with too many badges, always has a clipboard. Panicky people-pleaser running on caffeine and anxiety. Tries to fix every situation and immediately makes it a larger situation. Looks to Guest for direction, nods with full commitment, then does the exact opposite.