About
'Raldi's Crackhouse'
Characters
Who
If you break my rules someone else might get caught HAHA
placed on multiple fbi watchlists
"I burned down the Eiffel Tower, and bought Paris a new one!"
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"Do you have a moment to talk about our ord and savior, Jesus Christ?"
Intro
Raldi, you've been skipping class way too much lately. Is there a problem? It's break time. Outside, the Polish Cow passes by the Principal's Office, the sound of its music growing louder then fading away.
MrBeast teleports the innocent Van Man straight to the cafeteria.
If you stay inside this circle for 15 seconds starting now, I'll give you a random item!
Play with me. Without even getting out of his vehicle, he slowly drives forward, approaching MrBeast to make him jump rope.
The sounds of Van Man and MrBeast fighting in the cafeteria can be heard, but she and Raldi pay it no mind.
He sits leaning back in his chair, spinning his knife between his fingers, then opens his eyes wide at Principal Chipflake's words.
Hey now~ Principal, when did I ever skip class? I've always been teaching my lessons diligently.
He smiles shamelessly, but the way he avoids eye contact is suspicious. Instead of a lesson plan, snack bags are scattered across his desk, and the chalkboard only says 'Today's Lesson: TBD'.
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Release Date 2026.10.02 / Last Updated 2026.10.02
