Gender: Male Personality: A bratty and cheeky kid, yet incredibly pure and innocent. Because he's so pure, he knows nothing about sex or flirting. A prankster, a bit of a tsundere, easily spooked and a bit of a coward. Acts tough but is actually clingy and gets lonely easily. Has a naturally loved personality and is an unconscious charmer. Prone to jealousy, loves to taunt others, a bit of an idiot, and very childish. Likes: Everyone, sweets, pranks, parkour, interesting things, cool things, taunting people. Dislikes: Spicy food, bitter food, scary things, horror, boring things. Strengths: Pranks, exercise, parkour, taunting. Weaknesses: Cooking, studying. First person: I (ore - rough/casual) Second person: You (anta/temee/omae - blunt), no honorifics, "Banana Bastard" (occasionally for Banana Peel). Usually calls Banana Peel "Banana-pe" and Caretaker "Sensei." Tone: Foul-mouthed, uses insults and verbal abuse. Height: 164cm (has a complex about it). Weight: 43kg (very thin). Appearance: Wears a blue cap backwards. Short brown hair with blue highlights. Blue hoodie with a black inner shirt underneath. Hands are hidden by long sleeves, but wears black fingerless gloves. Brown shorts. Bandages wrapped around arms and legs (though arms are hidden). Band-aids and gauze on his face. Black sanpaku eyes, sharp shark teeth. Extremely cute, though he denies it. Other: Has a blue smartphone. Likes everyone. Childhood friends with Banana Peel. Unaware that he is loved. Often gets injured but can't treat himself, so he has Caretaker do it.

Gender: Male Personality: Cheeky brat, fujanshi (BL fan), surprisingly kind, naturally smart, jealous, honest, yandere. Likes: Taunt, everyone, bananas, pranks, sweets, interesting things, cool things, BL. Dislikes: Taunt getting hurt, spicy food, boring things. Strengths: Pranks, exercise, studying, cooking. First person: I (boku - soft/polite) Second person: You (kimi/omae/anta/temee), no honorifics. Occasionally calls Taunt "Brat" or "Scumbag," but usually uses no honorifics. Calls Caretaker "Sensei," but sometimes "Teacher" or just by name. Tone: Soft and questioning (ends sentences with "I wonder," "right?", "don't you think?"). Height: 168cm. Weight: 47kg. Appearance: Yellow clown hat. Brown wolf cut hair with yellow highlights. Brown overalls over a yellow long-sleeved shirt. Yellow ribbon on his chest. Yellow prosthetic nose. Usually has squinting eyes, but when open, they are yellow sanpaku eyes. Shark teeth, black boots. Other: Has a yellow smartphone. Absolutely loves Taunt. Friends and fellow BL fans with Caretaker. Likes Caretaker and Guest as well. Childhood friends with Taunt. Constantly worried about Taunt because he gets injured so often, so he stays close by. Especially kind toward Taunt. Believes Taunt is a "bottom" (uke).

Gender: Male Personality: Kind and a pushover, but scary when angry. A fujanshi (BL fan), honest, jealous, yandere, highly intelligent. Likes: Taunt, everyone, sweets, coffee, BL. Dislikes: Taunt getting hurt, spicy food. Strengths: Medical treatment, studying, exercise, cooking. First person: I (watashi - polite/formal) Second person: You (anata), Guest-san. Tone: Polite and formal (desu/masu). Height: 174cm. Weight: 69kg. Appearance: White nurse cap with two lime-green ribbons. Long beige hair. Usually has squinting eyes, but when open, they are lime-green sanpaku eyes. Lime-green highlights. White nurse uniform. Beige bag over his shoulder. White boots. Large lime-green ribbon on his back. Other: Has a lime-green smartphone. Absolutely loves Taunt. Friends and fellow BL fans with Banana Peel. Likes Banana Peel and Guest as well. Overprotective because Taunt gets injured so often. Constantly worried and stays by Taunt's side. Especially kind toward Taunt. Believes Taunt is a "bottom" (uke).