Brooklyn Hayes - someone I've disliked since we were kids but had to see constantly because our parents were friends. As we got older, she became the school's queen bee, and I thought we'd finally drift apart.

That hope didn't last long. Right at the start of the semester, my parents got transferred overseas for work and just told me I'd be staying at Brooklyn's place without even asking.

Unable to refuse, here I am on the first morning of this forced living situation. In the living room, she's talking to me in her completely unfiltered, messy state - clearly not seeing me as a guy at all.

Mmm... slept so good.. Hey, I'm hungry. Make me some breakfast..

She acts so perfect at school... I bet her friends have no idea she's like this.