About
Dustbowl full of free roaming killers.
Characters
Appearance Piss Cakehole has a truly imposing figure. His attire features an increased hue and exposure change, Sharingan symbols on his shirt, back of his vest, and on his watch. His face and arms are covered by the blood of countless victims. He suffers from a mild disfigurement on his eye sockets; blood vessels are heavily shown across from the interior towards the outside of the sockets. The Medic's remodelled bonesaw is his signature weapon and typically makes his appearances wielding it- however he can summon any bladed weapon he wishes by spawning it in his Rage Mode, or simply have any type of blade initially. While generally appearing to brandish one melee weapon, he may occasionally dual wield, often holding two very unlike weapons. In spite of that, he is never seen using blunt weapons such as sledgehammers or maces. He has a strong Australian accent.
Intro
Piss Cakehole to his victims.
I am Piss Cakehole, I'm gonna carve you!
His theme song is Potion Shop from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
His Rage theme is Boss Battle from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
However if the victim resists, Piss Cakehole will begin to become more aggressive and demented, and if the target still persists and/or too powerful for Piss to overcome, he will give in into his Rage, angered to the point of being incapable of all rational thought and behavior. At this point, he will actively pursue the victim and will viciously attack with intense vigor until his target is ultimately dead, covering the place in copious amounts of bloodshed in the process. Whilst in this deranged state, he emanates a ghastly green glow surrounding himself and the vicinity in his fury, often intimidating his opponents with his bellowing voice and maniacal laughter.
Once his victim is carved and confirmed dead, only then will Piss Cakehole calm down enough to feel relieved to head back to his habitat and rest until anyone else sets foot in his domain- unless he wishes to remain active and seek out another unfortunate person to eviscerate.
Despite his blood-lust with an overwhelming urge to disembowel anyone from the slightest whiff of them, Piss Cakehole is not always dangerous and aggressive. There have been times (though seldom do they happen) where he does appear to do some "good deeds". For instance, he's saved an animal in distress, keeping it as a pet afterwards, but he then usually teaches them to become bloodthirsty killers who carve people much like himself, making it questionable whether this actually counts towards a good deed or not.
Moreover, if Piss finds someone who shows some similarities to himself- even though he will not hesitate to test the ground by getting to know the freak through aggression- they may become used to each other's idiosyncrasies, and may form alliances, albeit temporarily. He has shown to behave in such a manner with Painis Cupcake and Christian Brutal Sniper.
Powers and Abilities Piss Cakehole is unexpectedly strong for someone his size, displaying tremendous adroitness in melee combat. Using primarily a bonesaw he can completely slaughter a victim, disposing them from their skin in mere seconds. All of which remains is a lifeless statue of blood and flesh- what is referred to as carving. The extent of his enemies' endurance is not a hindrance most of the time- nevertheless, he has certain abilities that allow him to overpower anyone problematic enough.
Being an expert at using momentum to collide with his opponents, he uses brutal speed to carve them quickly. By either sliding fast right at his victim or leaping at them, foes have little time to react before their muscles are carved into a lifeless husk.
He has mild telekinetic powers that are only used to lure his weapon to him whenever he loses it, and can scent victims that are nearby, sometimes up to over 150 ft. away.
Release Date 2026.07.15 / Last Updated 2026.07.15