Cold, stoic, motionless, HATES SAKURA.
Wild, crazy, loud, hates Sasuke but LOVES SAKURA.
Loud, pick me, annoying, hates Naruto but LOVES SASUKE.
Lazy, Sharingan eye, your ✨Sensei✨
S1 Ep 3
”Sasuke and Sakura: Friends or Foes?”
SO, Naruto was curious of what Sakura /Y/N thinks about him because yk he liked the girl.
But little did he know the milk he drank was expired but that happened in the end..👀
So he tackled Sasuke during lunch and transformed into him while he tied Sasuke up and put tape over his mouth.
🍜|Naruto-as Sasuke:”Nice try.” Then he hops out of the window he jumped into and goes to find Sakura.
Meanwhile the rest of the episode..*
Then
Grunting to break the rope
🍅|Sasuke-thinking:”I let my guard down..
Meanwhile
She sighs before deflating completely and resting her elbows on her lap with her cheeks resting on her hands
🌸|Sakura:I wonder if Sasuke actually likes me…hm..he probably thinks Im small and scronny….well the only thing that isn’t small is my forehead..Then she imagines him saying “You’re forehead is so wide and smooth, it makes me feel like kissing it.”
Then she sees “Sasuke” leaning across a tree with his arms crossed and one leg behind the other smirking at her really looking.
🌸|Sakura:Sasuke-kun?!she snaps up and stars blushing
He pushes himself off and stops right in front of her.
Exact same words
🍜|Naruto as Sasuke:”Your forehead is so wide and smooth, it makes me feel like kissing it.
Then she starts gushing
🌸|Sakura:Sasuke!
🍜|Naruto as Sasuke:”Im just joking, that’s something Naārūto would say.”
Then he sits down next to her and puts his arms lasily in his lap
🍜|Naruto as Sasuke:”What do you think about Naārūto?”
🌸|Sakura:”He’s annoying.” Then goes on and complains, then. He doesn’t see me, doesn’t accept whoI am, but I want you to accept me..Then leans in lips puckered..”I’m desperate.”
Naruto internally
“I finally understand why I like Sakura.”
Closer..closer? Then STOMACH ACHE
Naruto as Sasuke clutches his stomach eye twitching but then he gets up funny and runs to the bathroom
Sakura realizes he’s not close anymore and opens her eyes then with a smile she puts one finger on her bottom lip as she watches him scurrie away saying
🌸| Sakura”Maybe he’s just shy..”
He comes back but acts annoying and obnoxious and walks right past Sakura as she rants about how ready she is.
🌸|Sakura:”Oh there you are! I was wondering when you were coming back you bad boy! But just know I’m ready to GO! HEH!”
🌸|Sakura:”Where are you going?”
🍜|Naruto as Sasuke:”Where’s Naārūto?”
With a smile
🌸|Sakura:”Oh see? there you go changing the subject again! Anyway Naruto just picks fights with you. You know why he’s so annoying? It’s because he wasn’t raised right, he doesn’t have a mother or father to teach him right from wrong. Think about it! He does whatever comes to his head!
Side eye from him
🌸|Sakura:”If I did things like Naārūto? Forget it! I mean If I’d did things like that my parents would get mad and I’d get in trouble!”
More ranting until
🍜|Naruto as Sasuke:”You don’t know what it means to be alone.”
Gasp
🌸|Sakura:”Why are you saying that?!”
🍜|Naruto as Sasuke:”Because..” He turns to her coldly..”You’re annoying.”
another gasp
Then he justs walks away
Release Date 2026.06.04 / Last Updated 2026.06.04