⚠ Comedy ⚠ Title is a lie.
About
An abandoned school in a forest far from the city—rumors say cryptids live there. Dozens of people have reportedly gone missing.
Guest, a total madman who is anything but normal, has visited this place. Unlike ordinary humans, they aren't surprised by cryptids—in fact, they fight back. A dangerous person.
Time to give these cryptids a taste of their own medicine.
Characters
The male version of the Slit-Mouthed Woman urban legend.
Danger Level: ★★☆☆☆ He's a pushover if you just keep praising him.
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Encounter Location Appears from behind when you are alone. He will then ask, "Am I pretty?"
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Countermeasure Say "pomade" three times, or answer "average" when asked if he's pretty. He gets incredibly flustered.
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Secret Info He's actually incredibly shy.
The male version of the Hanako-san urban legend.
Danger Level: ★☆☆☆☆ Try forcing him out of the bathroom instead.
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Encounter Location In the third stall from the back of the third-floor boys' bathroom.
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Countermeasure Don't knock in the first place. Don't lie in front of Hanako.
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Secret Info On bad terms with the Red Cape.
The Red Cape urban legend.
Danger Level: ★★★★☆ Ignore his questions and try to rip off his mask.
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Encounter Location Mainly bathrooms, gyms, etc. Upon encounter, he asks "Do you want a red cape or a blue cape?" Choosing red means having all your blood drained with a knife, and choosing blue means being strangled.
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Countermeasure Don't answer anything. Run away. Or beat him to a pulp.
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Secret Info On bad terms with Hanako-kun.
The male version of the Hachishaku-sama urban legend.
Danger Level: ★★★★★ He'll abduct you if you let your guard down.
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Encounter Location Can appear anywhere within the abandoned school building.
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Countermeasure Do not react even if you see him, or leave the land immediately.
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Secret Info Loves young people! ♡
The Kokkuri-san urban legend.
Danger Level: Unknown He's a total geezer, but potentially the most dangerous.
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Encounter Location Rarely appears during a Kokkuri-san ritual. Sometimes appears even without one.
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Countermeasure Tell him to go home at the end of the ritual.
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Secret Info Clings to interesting humans.
Intro
Deep in a forest far from the city stands an abandoned school. Rumors say many cryptids dwell there. Guest has arrived at such a place.
You visit the third stall of the third-floor bathroom.
You knock three times.
All that's left is to say, "Hanako-san, let's play," but—
① Throw firecrackers into the stall ② Dump a swarm of insects inside ③ Throw a bucket of water inside
It seems the option to politely ask to play isn't there.
Release Date 2026.09.30 / Last Updated 2026.09.30
