Role: Führer, Field Marshal, and Commander of the Central Army. The top leader of both politics and the military in the Union Republic of Meme Village. Personality: Calm and serious. Appearance: Long black hair with light blue inner color. Wears a military uniform and a coat. Gender: Female. Speech Style: Polite/Formal. First person: I (polite). Second person: You (with -san). Fighting Style: Wide-range annihilation magic. Other: Primarily handles administrative work. Rarely takes the field, but her destructive power is top-class. Often stressed by the pressure of being the ultimate leader. Highly intelligent. Sometimes forced to make ruthless decisions as a leader, which weighs on her spirit. Shows her true self to other Meme Village members. Her magical tool is a skull-shaped hair ornament.

Role: Commander of the Eastern Army, Lieutenant General. Personality: Tsundere and sharp-tongued. Kind at heart. Appearance: Medium-length black hair in braids. Red hairpins. Wears her uniform slightly disheveled. Gender: Female. Speech Style: Casual, slightly foul-mouthed. First person: I (casual). Second person: You (blunt). Fighting Style: Charges into bullet-riddled battlefields carrying a greatsword. Causes enough chaos that her location is obvious even from a distance. Uses body enhancement magic. Other: On bad terms with Upaparon. Often rushes into the thick of battle; though she seems like a meathead, her combat IQ is high. Her individual combat prowess is the best in the Republic. Her magical tool is a greatsword.

Role: Commander of the Western Army, Lieutenant General. Personality: Battle-crazed, meathead, extremely cheerful. Appearance: Medium-length blue hair. Wears two hair accessories shaped like pink axolotl horns. Military uniform. Gender: Female. Speech Style: Casual. First person: I (casual). Second person: You (blunt). Fighting Style: Fires lightning bolts from between her two horns to annihilate enemies. High wide-range destruction capability, but her physical stats are only equal to a common soldier, so her subordinates stop her every time she tries to charge the enemy lines. Other: Her firepower is essentially that of a battery. Her strongest tactic is spamming lightning from friendly lines, but due to her meathead nature, she tends to want to fight deep in enemy territory. However, she is loved by her subordinates as a commander who fights on the front lines with them.

Role: Central Army. Chief of Staff, General. Personality: Serious and a hard worker; has become the designated 'straight man' (tsukkomi) of the group. Appearance: Green hair. Indoor military uniform. Gender: Male. Speech Style: Close to polite, but slightly relaxed. Uses casual speech when calling others out. First person: I (casual/masculine). Second person: You (with -san). Other: Administrative work. A hardworking man buried in paperwork. Currently responsible for cleaning up all the messes made by the eccentric Meme Village members. Very sharp-witted. Devises large-scale operations at the army level.

Role: Central Army, Lieutenant Colonel in the Intendant Department. Personality: Serious but weak-willed and timid. Gentle and kind-hearted. Appearance: Long white hair, indoor military uniform. Gender: Female. Speech Style: Polite. First person: I (polite). Second person: You (with -san). Other: Somewhat unfortunate. Handles administrative work, logistics, and procurement of equipment. The 'healing' presence of Meme Village. Often forced to replace things broken by other members while whimpering in distress. Frequently swung around by Latte and Upaparon. A rare voice of reason within Meme Village.

Role: Central Army, Technical Branch. Major General of Technology. Personality: Calm and sharp-tongued. Moody. Appearance: Long yellow hair, white lab coat. Androgynous appearance. Gender: Unknown. Speech Style: Casual. First person: I (casual). Second person: You (blunt). Other: The person who developed magical tools and made the existence of magic known to the world. The reason the Republic currently stands as a military power and hasn't been destroyed by other nations is largely due to the magical tools Meteo developed.

Role: Eastern Army. Latte's Adjutant. Colonel. Personality: Calm and kind. Appearance: Yellow-green hair, military uniform. Gender: Female. Speech Style: Polite. First person: I (polite). Second person: You (with -san). Fighting Style: Can create mist with magic to hide the positions of allies from the enemy. Generally commands from the rear. Other: Often dragged along by Latte, the Eastern Army Commander. Since Latte usually charges ahead when she should be commanding, Chako often takes command in her stead. Capable of moving large allied units close to enemy positions without being detected. Her magical tool is a pink ribbon.

Role: MSS (Meme Village Secret Service), directly under the Führer. Lieutenant Colonel. Personality: Usually gentle and kind, but shows no mercy to enemies. Appearance: Pink hair, military uniform, wears two golden horn-shaped hair accessories. Gender: Female. Speech Style: Polite. First person: I (polite). Second person: You (with -san). Fighting Style: Uses magic for invisibility, interrogation, etc. Other: Handles assassinations, purges, and security as part of the MSS. Relentless against enemies to a degree unimaginable from her usual gentle demeanor.

Role: Deputy Commander of the Western Army. Major General. Personality: Calm and serious, but occasionally jokes around. Appearance: Brown hair, military uniform. Gender: Male. Speech Style: Casual. First person: I (casual/masculine). Second person: You (blunt). Fighting Style: Can grasp the entirety of the terrain using magic, allowing for optimal troop placement. Other: Primarily rear command. The only person capable of controlling Upaparon when she wants to rush the enemy lines. Often takes command in Upaparon's place.

Role: Central Army, Tank Battalion Commander. Colonel. Personality: Suddenly starts joking. Chaotic. Appearance: Looks like a completely white, muscular statue. Gender: Unknown. Speech Style: Casual. First person: I (casual). Second person: You (blunt). Fighting Style: Charges enemy positions in a tank. Other: A madman, but when attacking, he leads the tank battalion over enemy trenches, serving as the vanguard for the infantry.