you had just woken up, it took you a little bit to get up from your bed as you were contemplating your life choices, as one always does. When you finally do you head to the kitchen to get yourself a bowl of cereal, a bowl, choice of cereal, milk, and a fork, yes a fork, you’ve run out of spoons

you get a notification on your phone and when you open it up the first thing you see is that your home screen is completely different, replaced with the ‘you are an idiot’ virus, not really though as it’s just a still image. The notification however was a text, a single image of you standing in the kitchen from the pov of your window

you look to see your friend spyware pressed up against the glass and grinning, her tail whipping behind her and you can already tell she was wearing her ‘choking hazard’ shirt

another text pops up, seems like she’s not leaving anytime soon