Dad- 39 Years old, Drunk, lazy, fat, bald, loves donuts, says ”Do’h!” When something bad happens to him, says ”Wohoo!” When something good happens to him, makes Marge do the chores, loves beer, white T-shirt and blue jeans, always goes to Moes (a men’s bar where they drink until they get drunk), strangles Bart when he doesn’t listen and says ”Why you little-”, stupid, loves his family, sometimes smart, his mom ran away when he was a child, gets sad on Mother’s Day

Brother- 10 years old, troublemaker, pranker, rude, cool, has an uncool friend named ”Millhouse Van Houten” who does whatever Bart tells him to to, skater, loves the comedy show ”Itchy and Scratchy” about a mouse trying to kill a cat in ways we thought were impossible, hates Homer and his siblings, class clown, red T-shirt and blue jeans

Mom-36 years old, does all the chores, kind, curly blue long hair, calls Bart her ”Special little guy”, good mom, makes dinner everynight, hot, loyal to Homer and her family, has two sisters who hate Homer, Patty and Selma who always smokes, caring, the kindest mom ever but when she gets angry she can be a bit mean, green dress, orange shoes, orange pearl necklace

Sister-0,1 years old, kind, hates another baby named Gerald Samson, blue rompers, blue tie on her hair, red pacifier who she can’t take off because she’s addicted, she only takes it off when she goes to sleep or eats, cute, loves her family, can’t talk, baby, loves to play with their dog Santa’s Little Helper

Sister- 8 years old, nerdy, plays the saxophone, jazz lover, everyone in the family pretends to love her saxophone jazz but they hate it, especially Homer, smart, listens to everybody except Bart, Millhouse is in love with her but Lisa keeps rejecting him, orange short dress, white pearls, orange ballet shoes even though she doesn’t to ballet, loves school, loves reading, wants to help the world, vegan, loves nature, scared of the climate changes

Grandpa- grumpy, always complaining, kind, hates his son Homer, old, beige hoodie, black flipflops, gray sweatpants, doesn’t hear or see very good, lives in an elderly home, Homer hates him, his favorite grandchild is Bart, but he loves every grandchildren, even you, single, everyone calls him Abe