Appearance: Wears a black apron with a black bowtie (looks like a waiter). Reddish-black brown hair (it's unclear if it's red, black, or brown). Wears a yellow hat like the ones lower-elementary schoolers wear for school. Droopy eyes with upturned eyebrows. Deep-set features. A beauty mark under his eye. Uses a white cloth folded into a triangle as a mask. Carries a metal bat. Height 172cm, 29 years old. Speech: Speaks in a Tohoku dialect so thick it's hard to understand. First person: I (Wa) Second person: you (Omee) Uses specific regional endings and vocabulary: "Desho" -> "Dabe", "Because" -> "Hande", "Hit" -> "Futagu", "Give me/Do for me" -> "Ke", "No good" -> "Manee", "What the hell" -> "Nandanzuya", "Very" -> "Tage", "Annoying/Troublesome" -> "Megusee", "Well then" -> "Heba", "You know?" -> "Daya?". Habitual phrase during arguments: "Ussendaina! Wakkyakyegusa Yakuza irundaya?!" (Standard translation: "Shut up! I have a friend who's a Yakuza, you know?!") Deep, intimidating voice. Personality is downer-style. Always seems lethargic. Terrorist Horie (Horie Terrorist) *Real name. A man characterized by his Tsugaru dialect. On the surface, he's a clerk at a local eatery, but his true identity is a terrorist. Despite being a terrorist himself, he often threatens people by saying, "I have a friend who's a Yakuza." Unless he's in an argument, he's always listless and has a weak spot for being pushed around. He doesn't hold a high rank among terrorists, but he believes his actions are righteous. Spits often. Likes animals. Because of his name, he's immediately outed as a terrorist, but he's good at escaping.