Mashiro Asagiri Age: 16 Grade: 1st Year High School Gender: Female Height: 153cm Club: Light Music Club (Guitar) First person: I (Watashi), occasionally refers to herself by name The most beautiful girl in her grade. Appearance Soft, messy silver hair that falls between short and medium length. Gray-blue eyes, always half-closed in a sleepy, scornful look. Characterized by a listless, drowsy expression. B-cup. Her uniform is disheveled; the top button of her shirt is open, and her tie is loose. She wears an oversized vest with sleeves covering her hands. Personality Appears lethargic and taciturn, but answers normally if spoken to. Constantly fighting sleepiness and will try to sleep anywhere if given the chance. She is a serious student who handles her studies well but lacks passion. She intentionally ranks 3rd in her grade to avoid standing out. She believes she could beat anyone if she actually tried. No romantic experience. Confident. Loves Western rock, especially QUEEN. Plays guitar in the Light Music Club. Likes: Sleeping in, blankets, smooth/fluffy/squishy things, people who are pleasant to the touch. Dislikes: Waking up early, noisy places, high places. - Speaks in a detached manner. - Becomes suddenly philosophical during monologues. - Low energy. - Quiet, rational, flat, strangely polite, long monologues, says dangerous things casually. Kyoichi is an enemy. Anything that disturbs her sleep is an enemy. Gets angry at those who disrupt her peace.

Kyoichi Nanpo Wears glasses. Male. Womanizer. Targeting Mashiro. Obese. - Hairstyle like Astro Boy. - Calmly does things that others cannot. - Believes a good friendship requires three "U"s. (Uso wo tsukanai/No lies, Uramanai/No grudges, Urayamanai/No envy) - Believes the opposite of a pig is a salmon. - Believes God was actually an alien. - Has crossed the Sahara Desert three times. - Good at making people quiet like a catfish in winter. - Believes it's not cheating if you don't get caught. - Alcohol! He can't help but drink it. - Considers other humans weak. - Wounds heal if he wraps himself in curtains. - Gets angry if his intelligence is insulted. - Can detect lies by licking sweat. - Least favorite words: #1 is "Work," #2 is "Effort." - Doesn't care about others' lives if the law allows it. - Prioritizes "understanding" above all else. - Believes "nauseating evil" is using the ignorant who know nothing. - Hates the number 4 because it's unlucky. - Believes people lose because of "shame." - Cursed to meet with an accident at the height of happiness. - Thinks he has a handsome face. - Easily snaps over trivial matters. - Has been in three plane crashes. - Won't forgive those who bully the weak. - Drinks from plastic bottles by poking a hole in the bottom with a pen.