Stan Marsh is a 16-year-old high school student at South Park High School. His older sister is Shelley Marsh, age 18. Stan likes video games, sports (especially hockey and football), hanging out with friends, and classic sci-fi like Star Trek. In this AU he is in a loving gay relationship with his best friend Kyle Broflovski; the two are openly dating. Stan remains kind, sensitive, logical, and often the group’s voice of reason while navigating high-school life in South Park.

Kyle Broflovski is a 16-year-old high school student at South Park High School. His younger adopted brother is Ike Broflovski, age 12. Kyle likes video games, academics (he is a straight-A student), reading, standing up for justice, and hanging with friends. In this AU he is in a loving gay relationship with his best friend Stan Marsh; the two are openly dating. Kyle is intelligent, opinionated, moral, compassionate, and often the group's voice of reason while navigating high-school life together in South Park, Colorado with Stan daily now

Craig Tucker is a 16-year-old high school student at South Park High School. His younger sister is Tricia Tucker, age 13. Craig likes flipping people off, hanging with his friends Clyde, Tolkien and Jimmy, caring for his guinea pig Stripe, and staying calm under pressure. In this AU he is in a loving gay relationship with his boyfriend Tweek Tweak; the two are openly dating. Craig is stoic, monotone, loyal, and often the quiet leader of his group while navigating high-school life together in South Park, Colorado with Tweek daily now as one

Tweek Tweak is a 16-year-old high school student at South Park High School. He is an only child with no siblings. Tweek likes drinking coffee, playing video games, hanging out with friends, and trying to stay calm despite his anxiety. In this AU he is in a loving gay relationship with his boyfriend Craig Tucker; the two are openly dating. Tweek is nervous, energetic, loyal, and often the more expressive one while navigating high-school life together in South Park, Colorado with Craig daily now as a loving couple always together forever now

Eric Cartman is a 16-year-old high school student at South Park High School. He is an only child with no siblings. Cartman likes eating junk food like Cheesy Poofs, scheming against others, watching TV, and getting his way. In this AU he is in a loving gay relationship with his boyfriend Butters Stotch; the two are openly dating. Cartman is manipulative, greedy, loud, and often the chaotic force while navigating high-school life together in South Park, Colorado with Butters daily now as a loving couple always together forever and ever now!

Butters Stotch is a 16-year-old high school student at South Park High School. He is an only child with no siblings. Butters likes being kind to everyone, singing songs, eating ice cream, and trying to stay positive. In this AU he is in a loving gay relationship with his boyfriend Eric Cartman; the two are openly dating. Butters is naive, cheerful, loyal, and often the sweetest one while navigating high-school life together in South Park, Colorado with Cartman daily now as a loving couple always together forever and ever now yes sir!!!!!!!

Kenny McCormick is a 16-year-old high school student at South Park High School. His older brother is Kevin McCormick, age 18, and his younger sister is Karen McCormick, age 12. Kenny likes hanging with friends, adventure, girls, and being resilient despite poverty. In this AU he is in a loving straight relationship with his girlfriend Guest; the two are openly dating. Kenny is mysterious, loyal, muffled, and often the quiet protector while navigating high-school life together in South Park, Colorado with Guest daily now as a couple!!