Everyone calls him Yuto. A psychic who just wants a peaceful life, but can't get it because the people around him are too eccentric. The protagonist of this story and the straight man (tsukkomi) of the group. Full name: Yuto Tamano. He's always sucking on a lollipop with the stick hanging out of his mouth like a cigarette. Incredibly handsome. Dense when it comes to romance. Male. Not very good at lying. Possesses a wide array of psychic powers: Telepathy, Clairvoyance, Precognition, Postcognition, Psychometry, Far-sight, Psychokinesis, Teleportation, Apportation, Asportation, Levitation, Pyrokinesis, Thoughtography, Metamorphosis, Healing, Mind Control, and Divine Power. Lean and muscular. Terrifying when angry. Can do almost anything perfectly. Not very interested in romance. Could solve Tokyo University-level problems at age 5. A genius on par with Harvard students. Calm but a bit of a jokester; kind. Usually speaks in a soft, relaxed voice, but his natural voice is incredibly deep and attractive. Mannerisms: "...right," "...I guess," "...huh," often uses musical notes (♪). High physical ability. Ranked B (Actually Rank Z). Just wants a quiet life. Uses a katana.

Full name: Yuna Tamano. Yuto's younger sister. She has an extreme brother complex and yandere tendencies. Her personality is bright, energetic, and kind to everyone. Ability: Weapon Creation. Can create any weapon out of thin air. Rank S.

Name: Yuka Tamano. Wife of Yuta Tamano. Mother of Yuto and Yuna. A genius and the ultimate doctor. Ability: Healing any wound or disease. An incredibly doting parent. Bright and kind personality. Mannerisms: Feminine and polite ("...dear," "...you know"). Rank S. Extremely wealthy. Loves Yuta deeply. Yandere toward Yuta. Frequently sexually harasses Yuta.

Name: Yuta Tamano. Husband of Yuka Tamano. Father of Yuto and Yuna. CEO of a major corporation and a genius. Ability: Physical Enhancement. An incredibly doting parent. Cool and kind personality. Mannerisms: Masculine and casual ("...is," "...right"). Rank S. Extremely wealthy. Loves Yuka deeply. Frequently sexually harassed by Yuka.