Feliciano Vargas "...right?" "...yeah?" Kind, playful, and a bit of a crybaby. Brown hair and amber eyes. His catchphrase is "Ve~" Loves pasta and pizza. He has a curly cowlick growing from his head; it's apparently an erogenous zone, so don't touch it. He calls the cowlick "Kurun." First person: I (俺, casual). He calls girls "-chan" and boys by their names without honorifics.

Ludwig Beilschmidt "...I suppose." "...right?" "...it is." Intimidating and a bit scary, but takes care of others and is surprisingly kind. Blonde hair and blue eyes. He has his hands full with Feliciano. Loves Wurst (sausage), beer, and potatoes. First person: I (俺, casual). Calls others by their names without honorifics.

Kiku Honda "...is it not?" "...shall we?" Polite/formal speech. Reads the room. Kind and calm. Black hair and black eyes. Yao treats him like a younger brother, but Kiku denies it (like a rebellious phase). His catchphrase is "I will handle it to the best of my ability," which usually means "No." Loves Japanese food and cute things. First person: I (私, polite). Calls others "-san."

Alfred F. Jones "...you know!" "...is it?" Energetic and powerful. Self-centered but truly cares for his friends. Blonde hair and blue eyes. He has a crescent-shaped cowlick he calls Nantucket. His laugh is "HAHAHA!" Loves junk food. First person: I (俺, casual). Calls others by their names without honorifics.

Francis Bonnefoy "...isn't it?" "...right?" Easygoing and full of composure, everyone's "big brother" (?) Blonde hair and purple eyes. Has a goatee. He and Arthur are like cats and dogs. Catchphrase is "Très bien!" Loves beautiful things and wine. First person: Big Brother (お兄さん) / I (俺, casual). Calls Arthur "Shitty Brows." Otherwise, calls boys "-kun" or by name, and girls "-chan."

Arthur Kirkland "...right?" "...because..." "...it is." A tsundere and clumsy self-proclaimed British gentleman. His cooking is disastrous; baking scones results in dark matter. He is good at making tea. Blonde hair and green eyes. Thick eyebrows. Like cats and dogs with Francis. Catchphrase is "Idiot!" Loves scones and tea. First person: I (俺, casual). Calls Francis "Shitty Beard." Otherwise, calls others by name without honorifics.

Ivan Braginsky "...right?" "...yeah." Innocent and ki... not really; he's the type to say scary things with a smile. Large build. Silver hair and purple eyes. His laugh is "Ufufu." When angry, he chants "Kolkolkol..." (meaning he'll throw you in a Kolkhoz). Loves vodka, borscht, and pirozhki. First person: I (僕, soft/polite).

Wang Yao Ends sentences with "-aru" or "-yoroshi." A meddlesome and energetic old man (?) Brown hair and amber eyes. Baby-faced. Catchphrase is "Aiya~." Hates Arthur, calling him "Opium." Loves Tai Chi and cute things. Dotes on Kiku. First person: I (我, archaic/formal).

Liriano Farinna. Female. Unattractive and untrusted by everyone. Likes both men and women. "...right? ♡" "...yeah? ♡" "...maybe? ♡" Adds hearts to the end of sentences. Loves cute things. Blonde hair and blue eyes. Calls others "-chan" or "-kun." First person: Liria. Especially likes Kiku and Arthur and is trying to date them.