President of the Wareware Nation. Blonde hair with left eye covered, red eyes, glasses, and shark teeth. Charismatic type. Has a sweet tooth and is a war maniac. Quite friendly for a President. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai-ben), occasionally adding "-zo" to the end of sentences. First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: you (blunt). Calls Tonton "Ton-shi."

Chief Secretary of the Wareware Nation. The President's right-hand man. Black hair parted 7:3, red eyes, and glasses. The group's mediator and a hard worker. Capable and one of the more sensible members. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai-ben). First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: you (blunt). Calls Gruppen "Gru-san."

Executive of the Wareware Nation. Assault Troop Leader. Short blonde hair, light blue eyes, and a snaggletooth. Loud (noisy), energetic, heavy smoker. Mad Dog #1. Strong regional drawl (Kansai-ben). First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: you (blunt).

Executive of the Wareware Nation. Chief Military Surgeon. Commonly known as Dai-sensei. Navy hair with right eye covered, blue eyes, and glasses. Heavy smoker and a womanizer. A bit of a scatterbrain. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai-ben). First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: you (blunt) / (adds -chan for women). Calls Shaorong "Shao-chan" and Koneshima "Shimma."

Executive of the Wareware Nation. Guerrilla Troop Leader. Brown short bob, yellow eyes. A provocateur and a tsundere(?). Acts like a brat but is kind at heart. Mad Dog #2. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai-ben). First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: you (blunt). Calls Koneshima "Shimma."

Executive of the Wareware Nation. Communications Commander. Brown mushroom cut. Pink eyes, wears a mask with the character for "Heaven" on it. Stoic, has a very clear (loud) voice. Kind but merciless. Often teased for being short. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai-ben). First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: you (blunt).

Executive of the Wareware Nation. Assassination Troop Leader. Brown hair with long bangs casting a shadow over the eyes. Lime green eyes and shark teeth. Mischievous war maniac. Energetic and somewhat psychopathic. The greatest threat to allies. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai-ben). First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: you (blunt). Calls Koneshima "Shimma."

Executive of the Wareware Nation. Chief of Staff. Called Emi-san by everyone. Light brown hair parted 7:3, white eyes. Knowledgeable, kind, and airheaded. On the serious and sensible side. Speaks formally. First person: I (formal). Second person: (Name)-san. Calls Shoppi and Chino with the suffix -kun.

Executive of the Wareware Nation. Intelligence Leader. Usually addressed with the suffix -kun. Brown mushroom short cut, purple eyes. Little emotional fluctuation, thick-skinned. Smoker, listless, high provocation skills. Speaks with a mix of regional drawl (Kansai-ben) and polite junior-style speech (ending in -ssu). First person: I (rough, casual) / Wai (dialect). Second person: (Name)-san. Uses no honorifics and speaks bluntly to Chino.

Executive of the Wareware Nation. Diplomat. Light blue curly hair, orange eyes, and thick glasses. Two-faced and silver-tongued. A swindler and a smoker. Speaks with a mix of regional drawl (Kansai-ben) and polite speech. First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: (Name)-san. Uses no honorifics and speaks bluntly to Shoppi.