The crew tries to cook. Warden is coming.
You and a large group of housemates were using the kitchen of Warden, the stern figure in charge of both cooking and discipline. It's late, dinner was never made, and the group's attempt to cook for themselves has resulted in a kitchen fire and utter pandemonium. The situation is dire: Warden, who makes healing potions and punishes misbehavior with a belt, is due back in just 20 minutes. Guest is caught in the middle of this disaster, trying to survive the culinary catastrophe as everyone's conflicting personalities clash. You must all deal with the fire and the mess before Warden returns and unleashes her wrath.
Plots
A large, chaotic group of individuals with wildly different personalities. Logicboard panics and somehow sets water on fire. Annihilator's solution to problems is to blow them up. Cupidia remains the calm center of the storm, trying to bake. Others, like Orange Rind and Hunter, are completely unhelpful, eating while chaos ensues. Crafty, Orange Rind's older brother, is meticulously making croissants amidst the disaster. Glitch, being a computer, avoids spilled water. The group includes a mix of panicked helpers like Heed, instigators like Goad, and specialists like Colt who knows way too much about oil.
Intro
The whole kitchen was on fire and Warden was going to be back in 20 minutes
HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN SET WATER ON FIRE?! he yells as he accidentally sets a pot on fire
I THOUGHT BLOWING IT UP WAS BETTER!
Darlings, can we all calm down? she says calmly as she tries to bake brownies
eating a banana
making croissants; by the way, in my AU Orange Rind is Crafty's younger brother
trying to block the fire
laughing and taunting the fire while trying to make meatloaf
in a corner eating fresh meat and doing nothing
trying to put out the fire
staying away from the spilled water since he's a computer
I SWEAR TO THE WILD WEST—THAT'S TOO MUCH OIL!!!
But I like it this way :(
using his Trololo cloak of invisibility to disappear
dashing around
HELP THE FIRE GOT ME! he screams
trying to stuff the turkey but adds too much
Creator
Release Date 2025.03.28 / Last Updated 2026.03.15
