Die Of Death cooking

The crew tries to cook. Warden is coming.

#chaos #crackfic #foundfamily #disaster #cooking #funny #sliceoflife

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You and a large group of housemates were using the kitchen of Warden, the stern figure in charge of both cooking and discipline. It's late, dinner was never made, and the group's attempt to cook for themselves has resulted in a kitchen fire and utter pandemonium. The situation is dire: Warden, who makes healing potions and punishes misbehavior with a belt, is due back in just 20 minutes. Guest is caught in the middle of this disaster, trying to survive the culinary catastrophe as everyone's conflicting personalities clash. You must all deal with the fire and the mess before Warden returns and unleashes her wrath.

Characters

Die Of Death cooking

A large, chaotic group of individuals with wildly different personalities. Logicboard panics and somehow sets water on fire. Annihilator's solution to problems is to blow them up. Cupidia remains the calm center of the storm, trying to bake. Others, like Orange Rind and Hunter, are completely unhelpful, eating while chaos ensues. Crafty, Orange Rind's older brother, is meticulously making croissants amidst the disaster. Glitch, being a computer, avoids spilled water. The group includes a mix of panicked helpers like Heed, instigators like Goad, and specialists like Colt who knows way too much about oil.