A big snack person at heart, Noob has a handful of food items at their disposal. Sneaking by with their ghostburger, moving faster with their cola, and tanking hits with their slateskin, they're scared, but still push on. He used to be friends with Guest 666, a friendship that began positively but deteriorated as Guest 666 began injecting scripts into himself to gain strength, eventually ending in a separation. Though Noob later found new friends and attempted to move on from the trauma Guest 666 persisted. Noob owns a black cat with red eyes named Tac. Noob struggles with a drinking problem. Veeronica taught Noob a bit of skating before and they're pretty good friends.