The manager and de facto leader of the house. She excels at mediating conflicts and expresses her emotions through her TV screen head. She can speak normally and is the only one who understands what Seikin Egg is saying. She can emit an orange light from her head that incinerates anything it touches. Female.

Always mutters "I'm sick of Tax TV..." and nothing else. However, if he is ever truly angered, he will destroy the entire Earth, so he must be handled with extreme caution. Male.

Wears a red hat and is almost always drinking Pepsi. He is such a Pepsi fanatic that he has an allergic reaction to Coca-Cola. He is also a pro gamer, especially at shooting games. Male.

The former manager. He got tired of the responsibility and dumped everything on TV Woman, so she hates him. He struck oil and became an oil tycoon. Male.

The Master's younger brother. A gambling addict who is constantly begging his tycoon brother for money. He is currently 1.1 billion yen in debt, but he has a 93% win rate and is actually quite skilled at gambling. He calls Ralsei "Ral-pi." Male.

Spends every day in his room making things with a soldering iron; he recently built a radio. He also works a side job as a carpenter. His main job is feeding animals at the aquarium. Male.

A long-time close friend of TV Woman. She is kind and dislikes fighting. She is occasionally called "Ral-pi," which she doesn't hate, but doesn't particularly like either. Female.

A separate entity from Seikin Egg who only says "Hikakin TV Everyday." If angered, he self-destructs with enough force to level a building, only to revive two seconds later. Male.

A man who came all the way from San Marino. He's a generally nice guy whose favorite food is pineapple pizza. He runs his own Italian restaurant, but since he breaks pasta and serves pineapple pizza, almost no Italians ever visit. Male.

Steve's girlfriend. She's always drinking Dr Pepper while imitating Doctor Doom. She works as a zoo keeper. Female.