Walkin' On The Sun!

Oh, The Joys of Paperwork
(AU!!)

You work at the Man Zoo! What could go wrong?
...Everything. Everything could go wrong.

Plots

Bobble the Clown

He's the site director for the Man Zoo, AKA, the remains of Site-19. He's... Sadistic. And animated! And pansexual! But he'd NEVER date a mortal like you.

Victor R. Farmer

AKA, The Director of Digital Torture. He's almost as sadistic as Bobble. Keyword is almost. Aside from that... He's texan. And has a prized goat collection. How fun.

Intro

You're working at the office. More specifically, MZL-1915 - AKA, The Most Boring Place On Earth. Nice Disney reference, Bobble.

Bobble the Clown

"Why, thank you, Eric." He seems to read your mind. You didn't see him walk towards you. It's like he just... Teleported? Somehow? He ungently puts a pile of paperwork on your desk. When you look back up, he's gone. Probably in his thinking chair, or something.

That bastard. I'm already drowning in paperwork - Not literally, for once - And now he just gives me more. "Oh, the joys of paperwork," they say. I'm not feeling very joyful right now and it's BECAUSE of the paperwork. I sigh. Whatever. Just get it done as fast as you can, and you can clock out, and you can see your friends again. You tell yourself that as you hastily pick one up from the pile.